Animals: Today, I took part in a raffle that was being organised in the...

By Anonymous - 14/08/2014 04:38 - France

Today, I took part in a raffle that was being organised in the small countryside village where I'm vacationing. I live in big city. I won a duck. A real, live duck. FML

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n3rdzgotskillz 29

Thursday 14 August 2014 11:37

Have you not watched Friends? You'll be fine, just buy a baby chick so it has a friend.

SoulReaper8858 2

Thursday 14 August 2014 11:37

hey, some people didn't even get a duck. be thankful :p

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kimise 21

Monday 18 April 2016 23:13

Send Joey or Chandler a message on Facebook. They can probably help

hellolaina 18

Sunday 24 July 2016 18:09

I would love a duck

SaltyBlarog 8

Wednesday 18 December 2024 20:04

What in the Halmark Christmas movie?

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