By .22 - 16/06/2018 04:00 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I brought a guy home for the first time in a while. Everything was going great, and we ended up breaking my bed. To clarify: we didn't have sex, we just broke my bed. FML
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Donut_Wizard 23

God damnit IKEA, you and your 'extra' pieces.

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Fat people need lovin’, too! You need a reinforced bed frame when two of you decide to bump uglies.

God damnit IKEA, you and your 'extra' pieces.

Donut_Wizard 23

Let me guess: You both were SOOO happy that started jumping in bed, right? Right?

PenguinPal3017 19

I hope that only says something about the bed and nothing about you two!

bluhbluhbluh 14

How many times do I have to tell you, you're too old to jump on the bed.

Mungolikecandy 19

At least you had fun playing trampoline.

From Edinburgh eh? Must of been playing a mean game of hide the shillelagh

You gotta check the weight capacity on furniture first

Lobby_Bee 17

There are many other places where you can have sex besides the bed. Shower sex, kitchen sex, garage sex, garden sex, playground sex, and much much more.

_Hakuna_Matata_ 12

One of those is not like the others.

actually 2 of them are not like the others two are out in public