Health: Today, I took some new allergy medicine I had never tried before,...

By darthinvader - 16/07/2010 00:17 - United States

Today, I took some new allergy medicine I had never tried before, and I didn't bother reading the side effects. I then went to school. It was almost an hour before dismissal when I had felt a warm feeling on my legs. One of the side effects to my new medicine was bladder control problems. FML

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Today, I had to take a laxative for the first time. Instead of working gently overnight like it promised, I woke up at 3 a.m. to an unrelenting river of shit that made my legs numb on the toilet. FML

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By fuuuuck - 28/01/2010 00:27 - Canada

Today, I had a very important test. Last night, I'd had such bad leg pains that I couldn't sleep, so I took two very strong painkillers and went to sleep pain-free. I apparently accidentally overdosed, because when I woke up, I couldn't see properly or even stand up. And I missed my test. FML

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Friday 16 July 2010 9:07

are you sure its a side effect or an excuse?

JackedUpOnMtnDew 0

Friday 16 July 2010 9:12

ahahahahah(: Thats sucks op, but next time read the Warnings! They're there for a reason!

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Charlie194 0

Friday 16 July 2010 10:12

You dipshit why would you not read the label for a new type of medication? that's dangerous!?

ken12317 7

Friday 16 July 2010 10:19

why the hell would you drink medecine that you know nothing about think man think

OmgO_o 0

Friday 16 July 2010 10:27

I thought that meant you had to like pee constantly, N O T pee yourr pants! (x suxx for you! o:

blankettt 0

Friday 16 July 2010 14:11

An overractive bladder is what you're thinking of.

iBrandon 0

Friday 16 July 2010 10:37

...thats gross haha

perdix 29

Friday 16 July 2010 10:43

That would piss me off!

JackDark 0

Friday 16 July 2010 11:18

DAMMIT PERDIX STOP MAKING ME LAUGH!

Silkie 0

Friday 16 July 2010 10:45

Even if you had read the side effects what would you have done? Wear a diaper? O_o

Holybatman 16

Friday 16 July 2010 16:36

#45, this is one of the only intelligent comments od this FML. Sure it's probably a good idea to read the side effects if a new medicine, but I haven't personally experienced any really nasty side effects, so I never do anything to prepare myself for them. Also, the only things that could be done for bladder control issues are wearing a diaper or just not going out in public, neither of which a normal person would do. One more thing: how do you know which side effect you'll get when you read them? It's like Russian roulette with most medicines: should I prepare for diarrhea, loss of bladder control or death? Or just maybe, I might get no side effects, like 90% of people who take the drug! Just a thought.

FYLDUDEE 3

Friday 16 July 2010 11:03

You are an idiot. -__-

JackDark 0

Friday 16 July 2010 11:15

Lol. YDfuckingI

BonJovi821 3

Friday 16 July 2010 11:30

^^^ You deserve ******* it?

JackDark 0

Friday 16 July 2010 11:35

It is a small, hermaphroditic llama with Hepatitis C. OP DESERVES IT!

BonJovi821 3

Friday 16 July 2010 11:51

Are you mentally stable?

JackDark 0

Friday 16 July 2010 14:58

No, not really.

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Friday 16 July 2010 12:11

YDI for not reading the label first. YDI for having allergies. Wuss. YDI for not using the bathroom between classes; ALWAYS go when you have a chance, since you never know when your next chance will be! At least no one noticed besides you, right?