Kids: Today, I took the kids I'm babysitting to the farm to feed the... - FML

By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 06:58 - United States

Today, I took the kids I'm babysitting to the farm to feed the animals. They were a little scared of the llama, so I showed them how nice it was by feeding it a lot of bread. Then, as I was telling the farmer how I loved the llama and wanted to take it home, it spit grass and bread all over my face. FML

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Terrimina23 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 16:03

lol. you gotta watch out for llama's, they'll spit at anything.

lonelyinMA 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 16:03

Como se llamas

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Orchard 33

Saturday 4 May 2013 0:04

Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "llama face!" For those of you who get The Emperor's New Groove reference, you rock

inkedperfections 11

Monday 1 July 2013 2:31

Llama's defense mechanisms to strangers that want to take them home! I do that sometime just to pervs.

bassfisher100 23

Friday 9 January 2015 18:46

ya... they do that....

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