Intimacy: Today, I tried a photo booth that automatically whitens skin....

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By Anonyme - 25/03/2016 03:52 - Japon - Tokyo

Today, I tried a photo booth that automatically whitens skin. Being naturally very pale, the machine whitened me so much that my face merged with the white background. FML

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rashadkhanracing 16

Thursday 20 October 2016 12:42

The bright side turned out to be way too bright

Arestian 14

Thursday 20 October 2016 12:24

Well look at the bright side you could hide in the snow when you're playing hide and seek :)

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sailorkristina 11

Friday 21 October 2016 3:09

Purikura machines make my eyes bigger than they already are, so I just look like a weird ass alien :'( I feel u OP

reizouko 1

Friday 21 October 2016 5:11

Print club! I love too much! Japanese girls skin is always suntan... We longs to be white skin.

Lalala579121 27

Friday 21 October 2016 7:29

Still a better love story that Twili- wait, no. It pretty much is Twilight at this point.

GhanArch 6

Friday 21 October 2016 8:53

Oh, please tell me you got the photo booth from a vending machine. :)

AlchemistKen 4

Friday 21 October 2016 18:45

Maybe you have chameleon super powers!

Kicks23142 5

Friday 21 October 2016 19:53

ha dude that's awesome

wafflefriez91 17

Friday 21 October 2016 20:31

well no shit you are already pale thats glnna happen.

harlemshake_fml 5

Sunday 23 October 2016 3:28

Wondering why Japan is spelled Japon...

Zachary Kybon Reed 11

Thursday 4 May 2017 7:59

YDI but only because it was funny

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