Kids: Today, I tried demonstrate to my little brother that, unlike...

By j0j0 - 19/11/2008 03:44 - France

Today, I tried demonstrate to my little brother that, unlike what he sees in cartoons, it is impossible to slip on a banana peel. I'm not too sure he's convinced. FML

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By thatoneperson - 17/02/2012 12:43 - United States

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2021 02:01

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2017 01:30

Today, I actually slipped on a banana peel, cartoon-style, breaking my kneecap and dislocating my hip. I will never hear the end of this. FML

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By hairless - 09/10/2011 03:53 - Canada

Today, I learned the hard way that your little brother is not joking when he threatens to shave your eyebrows if you don't let him watch cartoons. FML

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By Anon - 15/05/2015 13:58 - United States - Lakeville

Today, my brother and I had a long argument. He believes wholeheartedly that pineapples are not actually fruits, but berries. When I showed him a google search, he accused me of "faking" it. FML

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Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my pads were not in fact "big band-aids" and that he should probably remove them from his legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, my little brother punched me in the stomach. When I didn't flinch and he asked me why, I thought it would be funny to tell him I was Iron Man and that nothing could hurt me. Two seconds later, he took a step back and kicked me in the nuts as hard as he could. FML

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By facepalming all the way - 19/07/2015 06:02 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I had to explain to my incredibly sheltered 15-year-old brother that no, you don't wear condoms on your balls, and that they don't work by squeezing your balls so the sperm are blocked from coming out when you ejaculate. FML

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Monday 9 February 2009 12:03

I didn't believe it when I was younger either. So I took matters into my own hands and conveniently placed one in the school courtyard..and a kid proceeded to slip on it. It's real, hahah.

d_viana 0

Friday 6 February 2009 17:26

Don't doubt it! I live in Toronto, and I was walking down the street talking to my friend, and I actually slipped on one... hahah

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ihpb09 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 1:48

this is not an FML, as funny as it is. its just an everyday anecdote, not deserving of a post on a site called fmylife.com. sorry.

diskincluded 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 11:41

The reason your brother is not convinced is because you are wrong. Seriously, use google and look it up.

gasparn 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:28

Inside of the banana peel on concrete will slip... it happened to me, broke a finger

Emmett_Luver_101 0

Monday 13 April 2009 15:35

...it is sooooooooo not impossible to do that lol ydi for trying to show him it is impossible

fjonslife410 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 3:48

I thought this when i was young to, so I put a banana peel on the kitchen floor, and guess who slipped on it?

jew_fml 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 17:54

waiiiitt....how is this an FML?

RandomFool 5

Wednesday 22 April 2009 1:10

I've slipped on banana peels at school and on the street.

speeder430 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 6:43

who cares?!

uhoh1717 1

Friday 24 April 2009 1:59

My 4 year old sister left a banana peel on the ground 10 minutes later she accidentally slipped on it and bruised her head..... it's real

24788 6

Tuesday 5 May 2009 11:34

lol, you CAN slip on a banana peel. I've done it by mistake though and you don't fly all over the room. I've slipped on other things by mistake to. Greasy work floor Just a banana peel It could have happened with almost anything.