By kirrby - 12/11/2011 06:41 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my girlfriend because I feel unappreciated. She fell asleep while I was attempting this. FML
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RuCheezBurger 10

If she fell asleep, then you have a very good reason to feel unappreciated. Dump her sleepy ass.

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chels1994 11

tape a note to her explaining everything you would have said during the conversation had she stayed awake

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LilaBear 1

yeah but the question is, when did you have this conversation? At midnight? When she'd just come off night-shift? It might say something about your timing more than her :P

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McNight 1

She could be narcaleptic...damn I kno I spelled that wrong

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imslickzag 0

Slap that hoe into line that'll show her

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ERAUPike 1

You sound like you have a V where there should be a P.

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FredtheFailLord 4

Take her to a park at night, then try it. If she falls asleep again, walk/drive off.

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chubby_choco 17

Case in point, huh, OP?

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Epickitty58 29

Turn into Jigglypuff. After she falls asleep, write "IT'S OVER" on her forehead backwards (like it's in a mirror) then tell her after she wakes up to look at her reflection. The least she can do is admire the creativity.

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