By kirrby - 12/11/2011 06:41 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my girlfriend because I feel unappreciated. She fell asleep while I was attempting this. FML
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RuCheezBurger 10

If she fell asleep, then you have a very good reason to feel unappreciated. Dump her sleepy ass.

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bubo_fml 10

Pull her hair, let go & her head will smash into the bedside table...(Whoops, sorry, wrong FML!)

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Wayne913 13

Wait til she's sleeping hard, then put her ass outside. She might get the idea then.

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julia_lynn 21

I like how everyone assumes OP is all sweet and innocent and the gf is a bitch. What if she just got home from a long day from work and was exhausted? If he were being boring and long-winded and whining about his feelings, and she was legitimately tired, I could see how she'd fall asleep. There are good times to talk about your feelings, and there aren't. Doubt if OP knows the difference.

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gardenwhipped3 14

Leave a note, saying you tried to break up with her before but she fell asleep on you. If she was a royal pain, then just leave everything that she gave you that is sentimental/nostalgic on the table neatly arranged with the note.

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hyden121 2

Sounds like the breakup is mutual to me...

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blackman100 20

And that's your cue. Time to close the curtains and say goodbye to the crowd and dump her ass.

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AliciaMarie516 5

Well, did you try talking to her about it? If so, you should have woke her up and told her it was over and then leave.

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