By KarmaGirl - 11/09/2009 22:16 - United States

Today, I tried to help a large, elderly nun who had slipped. She was stuck and wedged in on a concrete ramp. So I stood facing her, feet braced against hers, and pulled. Not only did I drop her, but I got a wicked view of her panties and crotch. I'm sure I'm going to hell. FML
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ITSALLDAVESFAULT tells us more.

ITSALLDAVESFAULT 0

Hey! This is a true story people. She got wedged in a ramp comming out of a McDonalds in winter. She slipped, and fell where it was a concrete walled-in ramp. the walls were just tall enough to make it hard. She also had some sort of braces on her ankles....so, she couldn't be rolled to one side or the other, no room to even squeeze in beside her. We actually had a LPN come along who knew how to properly lift someone heavy, and by herself.......I was only trying to help a sister out.....and she was not commando thank god! For all you who are interested in my afterlife status.....I don't believe in god, and it WAS an accident. I just figure I might be wrong, and no-one is suposed to have seen what I saw....that's all I'm saying people. KarmaGirl

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Harry_Poochi 0

Anyone else having trouble visualizing this?

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joobie 1

i am pretty happy i am having trouble visualizing it

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waterynuggets 0

Yeah you're going to hell, I mean IIRC even in the bible Noah passed out butterball naked in his hut after partying and drinking and shit and when Canaan tried to help him up he saw his father's meat & two veg and Noah was like um no ****, curses upon you!

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plexico 3

I believe you got that from reading the King James translation of the Bible; the King Lebron James version, that is.

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maipinkbear 0

rofl that's the best translation of that bible story i've ever heard

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fMYYYlife 0

You deserve it for saying "wicked" possibly the most embarrasing word i've ever heard! Darn easterners ;-) just kidding. but really.

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gonzolove 0

Oh, no one told you? Hell doesn't exist. We become dirt when we die.

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fatcow282 8

See thats ur opinion. I see it how that God loved us so much he sent his son to die for me for my mistakes so that the hell i deserve aint getting to me. Beat advice i can offer u ask God with and open hearth. You would be surprised of the result

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NWO666 15

1.) There is a hell 2.) We don't become dirt when we die 3.) If our body was to do so, it would become ash

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k3rosene 0

Oh, come on. Was she supposed to be going commando? YDI for being shocked that even nuns wear underwear and have the same anatomical features as the rest of the humankind. Like, *gasp* having a crotch.

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Sadae 0

I'm going to pretend that she's not a dumbass.

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friscobuff 0

YDI for not minding your own business.

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plexico 3

You're not going to Hell, you've been there! A crotch shot of a fat, old virgin makes the Lake of Fire seem like child's play.

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BLiNdZoRz 3

Nuns are stupid. When you die you die, there is no hell or heaven.

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