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By grounded4life - 22/07/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, I tried to make my mom feel better about me leaving for camp for 2 weeks by saying I wish she would come too. She took me seriously and called the camp and is now a camp counselor there. The only problem is I lied about going to the camp, and I'm really going to my boyfriend's lake house. FML

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You deserved it 83 488

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2019 03:00

Today, my boyfriend came to visit from another state. My mom didn't want me to go to his hotel, but I did. When she asked about it, I lied to her and said I didn't go. She the showed me a picture of my car outside his hotel. FML

I agree, your life sucks 982

You deserved it 2 671

By cloudberry - 27/05/2012 08:00 - United States - Astoria

Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 770

You deserved it 2 730

By indian:( - 18/01/2009 21:57 - United States

Today, I realized that I hate lying to my mom about having a boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 004

You deserved it 33 118

By Grounded - 29/12/2009 18:50 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was going on a date tonight. She laughed and didn't believe me. When I tried to convince her it was real, she got mad and grounded me for lying. I had to cancel the date. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 256

You deserved it 3 854

You idiot!

By Anonymous - 28/10/2019 22:00

Today, I didn't want to hang out with my girlfriend so I could binge watch Pawn Stars instead. When she asked me why not, I lied not very convincingly and said my mom was sick and needed my help. She now thinks I'm cheating on her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 477

You deserved it 3 096

By nekoneko - 07/02/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 994

You deserved it 3 036

By Jake - 25/07/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I was going to hang out with the girl I like, because she was leaving for the rest of the Summer. She had to cancel to go shopping with her grandma "all day." At 1 o'clock, she came online and told me how much fun she had with this guy I really don't like. She forgot that she lied to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 306

You deserved it 3 689

Pile on

By Anonymous - 20/07/2023 06:00

Today, I told my mother I was doing fine with my classes when I actually wasn't because her mother is dying, and I didn't want her to have more things to stress about. She found out and she's very hurt. I feel awful about it and I know lying wasn't the right thing to do, but in the moment I didn't want to cause her any more pain. FML

I agree, your life sucks 847

You deserved it 213

Thanks but no thanks

By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 18:01 - United States

Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 541

You deserved it 2 405

By baddaughter - 16/11/2009 17:11 - Canada

Today, I called my mother who is vacationing in Florida with my dad and sister. Before they left I told them I would be very responsible and that they could trust me. The first thing she asked me is if all the animals were still alive. I said yes. I lied. Her favourite cat drowned in the pool. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 220

You deserved it 41 634

barty5858 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:19

well at least you learned that lying is bad

eliz3 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:19

your mum is scary if she took that seriously

Comments

barty5858 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:19

well at least you learned that lying is bad

genius_man16 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 2:04

the simplicity of that sentence made me rofl

SookMauNoots 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 5:48

why wwud u rofl over something you saw ona computer

nikktherocker 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 6:00

yes right after he took everything literally.

Brendan90 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 6:05

That sentence right there is something to rofl about.

AndelleRae 9

Thursday 23 July 2009 6:08

Because there's no reason to ever say "That made me ROFL" in real life, unless you're a douchebag.

thatwasobvious 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 8:33

:( @ 85

justsignedup 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 8:36

u r so dum. fyl cuz ydi ps: dont b a ****

bballchamp43 0

Monday 29 March 2010 6:53

wat does ROFL mean that is 1 I can't figure out

Pickle_McHale 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 1:08

@ 139 Rolling On Floor Laughing YDI for being a ****.

sheagstaz 0

Monday 2 May 2011 3:19

Wow.....................****

princessAj1 6

Thursday 6 September 2012 13:06

How is she a **** . Op said her boyfriend not boyfriends.

EMTchic 14

Sunday 28 April 2013 14:02

138- it means rolling on the floor laughing

eliz3 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:19

your mum is scary if she took that seriously

WthHappened 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:19

wow what a backfire.. that blows

laurenbelle 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:19

wow dude that sucks. fyl. have fun at camp.

jemsmej 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 3:28

ummm...... smartie, she's not GOING to camp.

_chrissy_ 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 4:32

I do believe she was saying "have fun at camp" because now the girl will have to go to camp for real...or fess up.

sexymessy 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 9:01

Yes #55 she wasn't PLANNING on going to camp! Now she most likely will, or have to tell her mom the truth. Now who's the "smartie"?

realggirl 0

Friday 24 July 2009 1:13

I imagine she is now so her mom won't find out... change of plans, right?

PenguinBob 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:20

ur an idiot. FIRSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

0okm 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:34

that's a fail :P

dozie 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:45

LOL... first to the 5th spot, yes!

PokeyStix 3

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:20

Don't lie to her so much, my gosh.

kiwistrwbry08 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:20

Definitely wasn't the best move... You should have just asked her if you could go.

twenty_fml 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:21

Good Luck with that.

midwestjerk 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:23

YDI for being a lying bitch.

nazooer 11

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:59

You suck dick for being judgmental and calling them a bitch

midwestjerk 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 2:12

She lied about going to camp and is instead going to spend the time banging her boyfriend. Therefore, she is a bitch.

jasmine1259 2

Thursday 23 July 2009 3:20

restating the fml doesn't make ur comment about her being a bitch right

midwestjerk 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 3:27

You're pretty goddamn stupid, aren't you? She lied. Therefore, she is a bitch. Is that getting through your thick skull?

Dabookofnothing 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 3:34

haha this is kinda funny guys lets get this straight no shes not a bitch shes a dirty lying ***** k?

midwestjerk 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 3:35

Well, she IS from Wisconsin, a land that is known for ******. By that statment, I mean Brett Favre. :D

Ketz 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 4:51

YDI for thinking you could get away with it.

nehaspice 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 8:59

stfu. she just wanted time with her boyfriend - it doesn't make her a bitch. dude, just tell your mom you don't wanna go anymore because you just wanted time to yourself. you can get away with it!

regalarius 0

Friday 24 July 2009 6:33

It makes her a liar, which in my eyes is usually worse than a bitch. :-) Although it's conceivable that she's in a situation where there's no other reasonable alternative. I'm glad I've never been in one of those.

sensboltsfan84 4

Thursday 9 December 2010 14:54

She deserves it for lying to her mother. I hope she got caught

NikkiFlysKites 8

Monday 6 June 2011 8:15

Such. A. Dumbass. I don't see how lying and going to her boyfriend's makes her a bitch. A "dirty lying *****" maybe like 56 said, but certainly not a bitch.