Love: Today, I was going to hang out with the girl I like, because...

By Jake - 25/07/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I was going to hang out with the girl I like, because she was leaving for the rest of the Summer. She had to cancel to go shopping with her grandma "all day." At 1 o'clock, she came online and told me how much fun she had with this guy I really don't like. She forgot that she lied to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 306

You deserved it 3 689

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

I agree, your life sucks 489

You deserved it 113

By Greg - 11/02/2013 04:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 583

You deserved it 2 548

Who'll tell him?

By Anonymous - 03/03/2023 12:00 - Japan

Today, the girl I like said she was out drinking with a friend. I'm pretty sure she has been lying about all the times she has "fallen asleep" and could not talk, and is actually seeing other people. FML

I agree, your life sucks 318

You deserved it 816

Whoops

By Anonymous - 12/04/2016 02:38 - United States - Glen Ellyn

Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 597

You deserved it 1 344

When love breaks down

By sadday - 20/11/2009 08:25 - United States

Today, I was planning on going on a date with a girl I've really liked. She told me today was the only we could hang out before her trip. I got an expensive hair cut, planned on cooking her dinner, and pulled a few strings and got on the list for a big concert. Turns out she'd rather go shopping FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 077

You deserved it 4 017

By marmarr - 15/05/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 503

You deserved it 70 830

Passive agressive

By pointlessperson - 06/02/2009 14:28 - Canada

Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her Facebook status said, "Pointless day, gone to bed." FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 808

You deserved it 3 020

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML

I agree, your life sucks 464

You deserved it 95

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2022 02:00

Today, I finally got to spend a good amount of time with this girl I had been trying to get with for weeks, only to realize I wasn't that into her. I asked my friend for help and he proceeded to literally drag me away from her, while I pretended to try and stop him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 160

You deserved it 1 168

By zevil - 18/11/2008 16:54 - Peru

Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 790

You deserved it 9 746

dimkims 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 12:13

I can picture this as an FML from her view too, except hers would be a YDI. haha

Tubasaurus 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 12:18

At least you know that she's incredibly stupid. Keep that in mind if you still want to date her.

Comments

a1mostevi1 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 12:11

pwned...

AdmanRulz 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 13:43

epicly...

Rouge_Plague 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 21:01

Pwnage of epic proportions!

niemann2006 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 21:42

more like fake, this is just like the one where he lied to get out of the GRANDMAS funeral.

KumoFF7 3

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:54

yes, fake because if something happens, it can never happen again in the history of the world.

michael32123 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 5:58

facepalmq

suki987 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 12:13

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anniebananie 3

Saturday 25 July 2009 17:40

Umm.. lots of people. Grandmothers love to buy things for their grandkids.

spazzdoodle 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 19:05

Going shopping with your grandma is like being a little kid at the candy store with a blank check! And to the OP: YDI. Should have told her you liked her in the first place; only when you guys are going out is it a FML and not a YDI.

DameGreyWulf 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 20:57

I love shopping with my grandmother, even if we rarely actually buy anything. It's called spending time with your family :c OP, FYL. But, obviously, you're not crushing on the right people if they're bitches like that.

suki987 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 21:55

I guess I just don't have the right kind of loving family then =

curryndricegirll 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 23:29

i think in this case, it's probably the OP's fault. he was probably too obvious about his hate for this guy, so she felt that she had to lie about it to spend time with this guy. oh...and YDI, because of your entitlement...she's not your girlfriend, she's allowed to have a life.

Pink_ElePhant88 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 0:30

#39 My grandparents died before I was born, I wouldn't know. OP: That's a hint she isn't interested in you, maybe find a girl that likes to be with you and appreciates you.

qwerty123456789 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 1:39

Pink Elephant- OP's issue is that the girl agreed to spend time with him, then reneged, and LIED to him about why. Not that she didn't spend time with him.

waterynuggets 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:31

Uh what, obviously he is upset she didn't spend time with him.

xxdani 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 14:17

I LOVE shopping with my grandparents! She seriously begs to buy me anything I want, it's great!

DarthExecutor 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 17:33

Don't be stupid. How is it "entitlement" to expect someone you're supposed to hang out with to show up? Or at least not lie about why they cancel.

dimkims 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 12:13

I can picture this as an FML from her view too, except hers would be a YDI. haha

666midnight 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 12:16

Yea i know how you feel dude, has happened to me a few times, girls lying and ditching me at last mintue, just be ******* honest its not so hard girls!

spacer_ 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 12:21

right, because all men are saints who never lie or cheat.

666midnight 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 12:25

I've never, but seriously like just be honest say you're going out with someone else or something, tbh im one of them people who prefer to know truth no matter how ugly it is rather than find it out later on, at least then you know where things stand

genius_man16 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 18:41

#9 what he said applies to guys too, but since the OP was a girl it was more appropriate to say "girls"

Desapig 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 19:30

No, but for some reason "lying to those nerdy guys" is a habit that is considered acceptable by womankind.

CryingHowls 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 12:16

you're better off without the lying bitchwhore

Tubasaurus 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 12:18

At least you know that she's incredibly stupid. Keep that in mind if you still want to date her.

spacer_ 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 12:18

Nacirema20 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 12:43

Lmao!!!!! thats ****** up!!! lol. FYL! :-)

drinkupgorgeous 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 12:59

Santa Claus.

possiblyapotato 10

Tuesday 12 May 2015 13:08

wut...

letitbe56 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 13:38

Well, that does really suck. However, it sounds like you're in middle school or early high school. And that in itself is more of an FYL than this story. It gets better, friend. You'll never even think about her once you make it to college.