You idiot!

By Anonymous - 28/10/2019 22:00

Today, I didn't want to hang out with my girlfriend so I could binge watch Pawn Stars instead. When she asked me why not, I lied not very convincingly and said my mom was sick and needed my help. She now thinks I'm cheating on her. FML
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Kurliez408 32

just tell her, couples don't have to be together all the time!

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AmbrosiaFan 18

Dishonesty... what a way to end a relationship.

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AmbrosiaFan 18

Dishonesty... what a way to end a relationship.

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Kurliez408 32

just tell her, couples don't have to be together all the time!

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RichardPencil 30

You kind of are cheating on her. Not with another woman, but with idiotic TV. I'm not sure which one will be more hurtful when you get caught.

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mfranks19891989 10

You could have told a half truth, like I’m not feeling great so I’m just going to stay in today/tonight and watch pawn stars.

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JackWood 20

What made you think that lying was a good idea?

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Sinshine 28

Why didn't you just tell her the truth..?

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jkjorn 16

You know, I'd like to comment on this situation, I really would, but I just don't know enough about it.. mind if I call a buddy in on this? He knows all about this kind of thing and we'll get it all sorted out. Meanwhile, hang out & enjoy your solitude.

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Jim Martin 7

But does she think that the government controls the weather?

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Sheila Deville 15

Honesty is the best policy. It is the basis for trust and respect which are the pillars of any relationship. I hate to say you deserve it, as you didn't do anything horrible, but you kind of deserve it; a white lie is still a lie, all lies hurt. Omission of the whole truth is not lying but is manipulative, as such it is dishonest and unacceptable in a relationship.

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