Geek: Today, I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote. FML

By Rush Snake - 05/01/2009 03:57 - France

Today, I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 157

You deserved it 31 571

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Same thing different taste

By mizzy - 19/11/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, my four year old got mad that he couldn't find his favorite character on the Wii. So, he decided to smash the Wii remote into my $700 LCD TV, shattering the screen. That was the only TV in the house, and the $80 service plan I bought doesn't cover accidental damage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 369

You deserved it 8 779

By Inod - 07/07/2009 14:31 - United States

Today, I finally got a Wii Fit to try and lose some weight. I came home and set it all up, only to be told that I weigh too much to actually use it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 015

You deserved it 32 321

By why me - 29/06/2016 04:41 - United States - Milford

Today, I bought a brand new Wii U. My cat must have thought the wires looked tasty because he chewed through each of them, which will now cost me another $100. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 392

You deserved it 1 925

By ktin - 19/08/2010 12:02 - Australia

Today, I got wii fit, wii Mario kart and wii Mario galaxy for my birthday, I don't have a wii. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 465

You deserved it 4 879

By Joplin - 13/09/2010 19:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I was lying on my recliner watching TV when I dropped the remote under the footrest. I got down on my hands and knees and pushed the footrest into the chair. The moment I touched the remote, the footrest deployed and hit me square in the face. FML

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You deserved it 6 227

By Winchesterlover - 05/02/2011 18:41 - United States

Today, my mom and I tried out Just Dance 2 on the Wii. When we both threw out our hands at the same time, my mom's Wii remote hit my hand and ripped my finger nail. As I stared at the bloody, half hanging off nail, my mom muttered, "You should have stayed in your dance space." FML

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You deserved it 8 856

Not fair!

By icy - 06/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Prairieville

Today, I finally got a cable box for my TV. When I was connecting the cable, my tv fell and shattered the screen. FML

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You deserved it 331

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By Story of my life - 06/11/2023 21:00 - United States

Today, I was playing Wii Sports, trying to finally complete the "pick up spares" bowling game. My parents were behind me and said they would support me. After several failed attempts, I realized they had been on their phones the whole time, and were so engrossed that they didn't even look up when I spoke to them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 139

You deserved it 653

By supergirl7 - 27/07/2011 22:21 - United States

Today, I discovered I can properly operate the television remote with my feet. I then realized that it is pretty much my only talent. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 410

You deserved it 8 682

By Gameless Guy - 24/12/2009 15:49 - United States

Today, I learned just how much change a toddler can stuff in to a Nintendo Wii. I also learned that those things are put together with special screws. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 203

You deserved it 4 113

Sindy_fml 4

Friday 20 August 2010 14:08

wow, your life must be boring.

WowLifeDoesSuck 0

Friday 20 March 2009 23:20

.... How did this pass?

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veliki 0

Monday 16 May 2011 0:29

play with your wee

brickzellers57 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 15:29

not an FML

brickzellers57 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 15:31

hahaha funny I've done that before

sunflower226 0

Friday 15 July 2011 2:37

how is this an fml??? you're just a dumbass

sweetalicious 1

Tuesday 26 July 2011 21:35

it's ok, I dont even know how to turn mine on. but that's hilarious, not much of an FML....

Starburstify 0

Friday 19 August 2011 11:02

How is this a fml? No where near funny dumbass

mrlopez 13

Monday 22 August 2011 23:15

Congratulations, you just upped 1xp :)

midnightbam 0

Friday 16 December 2011 13:33

Wiis are absolutely a piece of shite

mrshr3dalot 11

Thursday 14 June 2012 9:07

Really isn't a fml.

KokiriKid 10

Friday 13 July 2012 0:31

YDI for having a wii.

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