Geek: Today, I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote. FML - FML

By Rush Snake - 05/01/2009 03:57 - France

Today, I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote. FML

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By mizzy - 19/11/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, my four year old got mad that he couldn't find his favorite character on the Wii. So, he decided to smash the Wii remote into my $700 LCD TV, shattering the screen. That was the only TV in the house, and the $80 service plan I bought doesn't cover accidental damage. FML

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By Inod - 07/07/2009 14:31 - United States

Today, I finally got a Wii Fit to try and lose some weight. I came home and set it all up, only to be told that I weigh too much to actually use it. FML

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By why me - 29/06/2016 04:41 - United States - Milford

Today, I bought a brand new Wii U. My cat must have thought the wires looked tasty because he chewed through each of them, which will now cost me another $100. FML

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By ktin - 19/08/2010 12:02 - Australia

Today, I got wii fit, wii Mario kart and wii Mario galaxy for my birthday, I don't have a wii. FML

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By Joplin - 13/09/2010 19:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I was lying on my recliner watching TV when I dropped the remote under the footrest. I got down on my hands and knees and pushed the footrest into the chair. The moment I touched the remote, the footrest deployed and hit me square in the face. FML

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By Winchesterlover - 05/02/2011 18:41 - United States

Today, my mom and I tried out Just Dance 2 on the Wii. When we both threw out our hands at the same time, my mom's Wii remote hit my hand and ripped my finger nail. As I stared at the bloody, half hanging off nail, my mom muttered, "You should have stayed in your dance space." FML

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Not fair!

By icy - 06/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Prairieville

Today, I finally got a cable box for my TV. When I was connecting the cable, my tv fell and shattered the screen. FML

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Neglected

By Story of my life - 06/11/2023 21:00 - United States

Today, I was playing Wii Sports, trying to finally complete the "pick up spares" bowling game. My parents were behind me and said they would support me. After several failed attempts, I realized they had been on their phones the whole time, and were so engrossed that they didn't even look up when I spoke to them. FML

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By supergirl7 - 27/07/2011 22:21 - United States

Today, I discovered I can properly operate the television remote with my feet. I then realized that it is pretty much my only talent. FML

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By Gameless Guy - 24/12/2009 15:49 - United States

Today, I learned just how much change a toddler can stuff in to a Nintendo Wii. I also learned that those things are put together with special screws. FML

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Sindy_fml 4

Friday 20 August 2010 14:08

wow, your life must be boring.

WowLifeDoesSuck 0

Friday 20 March 2009 23:20

.... How did this pass?

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Sindy_fml 4

Friday 20 August 2010 14:08

wow, your life must be boring.

hpfan777 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 23:23

oh, your life is SO terrible.

monkey0007 0

Monday 13 September 2010 3:25

so?

Fentown_fml 4

Thursday 23 September 2010 3:24

... A tv remote looks nothing like a wii remote

Zhu8 5

Thursday 23 September 2010 6:18

1. Why do you have a wii? 2. does your remote have a wrist strap? 3. is your remote white? 4. does your remotoe have flashing blue lights 5. are you mentally retarded? 6. does your remotoe have a button on the back?

mikuxxhatsune 32

Tuesday 29 September 2015 8:53

Its a very nice remotoe

christiancookie 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 6:52

your ******* stupid.

LissaMccracken 23

Friday 23 August 2013 0:44

*you're. Not trying to be a bitch, but if you're gonna call someone stupid then at least use correct grammar.

andrewzzz 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 15:11

not an fml -_- now if instead of the tv remote it was ur friends wang i could see it as an fml of course u have a wii though, which also means you have no friends

varp 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 9:25

wow you are an idiot

xxcheezy7xx 5

Tuesday 22 March 2011 3:42

i think the ppl letting this shit pass was fckin stoned!

grovyle210 3

Wednesday 23 March 2011 3:38

wiis not so bad, there are like5 good games, metroid prime for example amazing first person shooter that also combines puzzle and strategy into it, i find it quite clever

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