Intimacy: Today, I tried to take off my girlfriend's bra. When I finally... - FML

By HatedbyBras - 14/06/2009 21:37 - Netherlands

Spicy

Today, I tried to take off my girlfriend's bra. When I finally unhooked it, it snapped back and hit me in the eye. FML

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By fryebaby623 - 13/11/2015 05:47 - United States - Vero Beach

Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 3 218

Romantic move

By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

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You deserved it 25 655

By Anonymous - 22/03/2011 05:54 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML

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You deserved it 29 645

New moves

By Glassjaw - 01/08/2009 07:23 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I had gotten tipsy and found ourselves in the bedroom. We started to fool around and she leaned over to put her watch on the nightstand. I tried to undo her bra, which surprised her, because she elbowed me in the nose so hard that I ended up passing out from the pain. FML

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You deserved it 8 006

By shiftybizniss - 16/04/2009 18:43 - Canada

Today, I tried to sneak up on my girlfriend who was sitting in her car with one of her girlfriends. I snuck up to the driver's side window and tried to startle her by banging on the window. The window was down. My thumb went right in her eye. She has to wear a patch for 2 weeks. FML

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You deserved it 69 391

Headshot

By Anonymous - 26/07/2021 14:01

Today, I was putting on my sweatpants and accidentally stepped on the elastic drawstring. I moved my foot. The string snapped upward with great speed and hit me in my open eye. My eyeball is not happy with me. FML

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You deserved it 119

Defeated

By Anonymous - 01/07/2012 23:08

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML

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You deserved it 5 454

Wardrobe malfunction

By Unknown - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I decided to wear a tight, long-sleeved shirt that showed off my body. As I was trying to roll up my sleeves, I realized how tight the shirt really was. It wouldn't budge past my elbow, and I tugged so hard I ended up punching myself in the eye. I now have a swollen, black and blue eye. FML

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Really into it

By Anonymous - 08/11/2023 22:00

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my partner and we got very into it. I went to wrap my hand around his neck and somehow accidentally poked my finger in his eye socket so hard he ended up in emergency. He still can’t see properly out of that eye now. FML

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You deserved it 227

By gimmeabreak0_o - 18/06/2010 07:18 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was with my girlfriend and thought it would be cool to rip off my shirt while we were making out. It wasn't. Her bed was under a bookshelf and my shirt didn't even come off. I busted my head while she busted up laughing. FML

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You deserved it 38 784

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funsize003 0

Monday 15 June 2009 1:04

good lord how do you manage her pants? they probably have a belt, with a buckle, and maybe a button or a zipper and EVERYTHING. ******* confusing.

AAAcheetahgrl 0

Monday 15 June 2009 1:02

were you taking it off with your mouth or something? seriously, bras are not that difficult...haha

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hawky_06 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 13:25

Fail! #177 even though im a girl i agree! lolz

sixtrey 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 17:13

thats not evin possible FYL for making up a fake FML

mangoid 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 18:18

this is the most poorly written FML ever. that's an accomplishment.

TenshiAngel 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 1:37

The way you wrote it made it sound like you just walked up to her and tried taking off her bra. xD Unless that's what you actually did... :O

cupcake23 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 5:43

Sometimes I wonder why stuff like this gets on here, when my real FMLs can't... Dude, it's not that hard to take off a bra. I do it every single day and so far there have been no injuries.

esassd 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 7:53

Thats what you get you perverted titty grabbing dummy.

goat002 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 21:19

I've been there. FYL.

TheSam44 3

Friday 19 June 2009 2:52

same happened with me dude.

aerosmith14 0

Friday 19 June 2009 8:06

i would laugh at you in your face...you just got owned by a bra dude

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