Wardrobe malfunction

By Unknown - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I decided to wear a tight, long-sleeved shirt that showed off my body. As I was trying to roll up my sleeves, I realized how tight the shirt really was. It wouldn't budge past my elbow, and I tugged so hard I ended up punching myself in the eye. I now have a swollen, black and blue eye. FML
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Peroxide 3

That long sleeve shirt has totally ruined your life. Now you won't be able to go to the prom with Debbie, the hottest girl in school and we all know she'll hook up with Matt. Then you'll turn to a life of drugs and hookers. You'd be surprised how often this happens.

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myfriend_youfail 3

And this is why people need to stop deluding themselves into believing they can fit into a size 2 when they're meant to wear a size 6. Wear what you fit into, not what you WISH you could fit into. You don't want to cut off your circulation, and we don't want to see every tiny bit of pudge on your body.

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Sweny 0

i cant imagine the angle you were in to pull this off..

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UnearthlyEnemy 9

Ow... hurted my stomach... LMAOING!!!

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kenguin 0

Maybe you shouldn't be wearing shirts that tight...?

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KK3137 31

Having a good body to show off is good, but having a smart brain to show off is far better. Unfortunately, the body will not always compensate for the brain's shortcomings..

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Peroxide 3

That long sleeve shirt has totally ruined your life. Now you won't be able to go to the prom with Debbie, the hottest girl in school and we all know she'll hook up with Matt. Then you'll turn to a life of drugs and hookers. You'd be surprised how often this happens.

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Plumppotato 3

debbies a *****. matts gay. drugs and hookers kick ass. OP-1 Shirt-0

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Peroxide 3

Debbie actually went on to star in Debbie Does Dallas. True story bra

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kile88 2

sounds like the desk fml where the person missed the desk and punched themselves in the eye.. srzly.. how?

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theclumsyclutz 0

things that are tight arnt awalys attractive...

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arissia 0

I have that happen sometimes because I have a bit more muscle than is expected considering my size (xs). When I have that problem, I usually just try to stretch out the opening before rolling it up, to loosen it up a bit. Other solution, of course, would be to not roll it up if you cant. I'm still trying to figure out how exactly you could punch yourself by doing that..

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myfriend_youfail 3

And this is why people need to stop deluding themselves into believing they can fit into a size 2 when they're meant to wear a size 6. Wear what you fit into, not what you WISH you could fit into. You don't want to cut off your circulation, and we don't want to see every tiny bit of pudge on your body.

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