By ihatemakingnames - 05/03/2013 00:41 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML
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CareFace 16

I'm 20 and can't grow a beard... It's ok, we can "wow" the ladies with our strikingly smooth baby faces. ;)

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node_fml 5

Don't worry once you hit puberty you'll be able to grow that beard you always wanted.

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DoubleBlumpkin 4

A solid unibrow will get you more chicks then a beard any day of the week.

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squiggles159 5

I'm 17 and can grow a beard. lol guess that's what happens when you live In Canada

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andyyroxx 20

That can happen in the Middle East, Asia, South America, Africa, Europe - get my flow?

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doctorhook86 24

22: Your profile doesn't make sense to me.

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etchsanity1 11

And spend an hour on your feet, unibrow, and other over hairy anatomy

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Damitol 3

Where'd all the gay connotations come from? As for all that OP don't feel too bad. I may not have the other hair issues, but I can't grow a beard either...I only shave twice a month to get rid of itchy stubble. My friends all hate me cuz they have a 5 o'clock shadow at 10am! Hahaha!

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crazytwinsmom 25

I don't know why I thought to check to make sure OP was male. Still half asleep I guess.

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fksfsdhfsdfh 26

None of my friends have beards...

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Tones217 9

Not sure why you're upset. Sounds like you have enough grooming to do already.

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amDes 11

its OK, most of the time beards give girls rashes so be happy you have a nice clean face :)

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ragini95 16

I personally hate beards. This is a good thing.

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