By ihatemakingnames - 05/03/2013 00:41 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML
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CareFace 16

I'm 20 and can't grow a beard... It's ok, we can "wow" the ladies with our strikingly smooth baby faces. ;)

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darkmis1 17

At least you're not a girl with all that shit going on.

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BananerzFresh 12

Well atleast you are very well groomed.

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wvcheesehead1 9

Jack Links may have use for you in commercial.

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nicievans 9

Sweetie, my husband is 45 years old, and it takes a week for him to grow enough stubble on his chin to need to shave. In the meantime, the ear, nose, and eyebrows are wildly attempting to make up for lack of beardage. He won't let me trim the brows - he says those are his devil horns and I am not to touch. Thank goodness, though, he is wonderfully bereft of back hair!

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Jaykchurchill34 0

I have to shave my 5:00 shadow and full blown mustache once a week and I'm growing a glory trail...I'm 12... Dude you have no idea

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tigermik 18

Do a hair transplant with the stuff you cut off :) !!!

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drunkguy7 0

At least your a guy when I started to read this I thought it was a chicks fml haha

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j3ebrules 13

It's ok; hobbits are usually beardless anyway.

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