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By sadbuttru95 - 13/06/2015 21:20 - Denmark - Slagelse

Today, I turned on an old radio I haven't used for a long time and a pack of very small spiders came rushing out of the speakers when I turned up the volume. Guess they didn't like the groove. FML

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Sunday 14 June 2015 14:08

OP here, the radio was, thankfully, in one of our sheds and I have now thrown it far, far away

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shaar_fml 33

Sunday 14 June 2015 11:39

Burn your house down and leave the state.

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Sunday 14 June 2015 11:38

That's what nightmares are made of

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derangedplanet 23

Tuesday 1 September 2015 17:15

You woke them up from their nap. how cute. XD sorry for your luck

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