By sadbuttru95 - 13/06/2015 21:20 - Denmark - Slagelse

Today, I turned on an old radio I haven't used for a long time and a pack of very small spiders came rushing out of the speakers when I turned up the volume. Guess they didn't like the groove. FML
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OP here, the radio was, thankfully, in one of our sheds and I have now thrown it far, far away

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Burn your house down and leave the state.

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They're misunderstood house spiders, OP.

Guess your taste in music isnt that great

a pack of small spiders who will one day grow up and come back for their revenge....Sleep tight OP.

profile pic has revenge written all over it.

20bricks 28

Turn the radio to a negative sound volume. The spiders will return to the radio.

"And you can dance For inspiration Come on I'm waiting....."

OP here, the radio was, thankfully, in one of our sheds and I have now thrown it far, far away

Lol. Maybe bulldoze the shed just to be sure?

No. Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to to be sure!

psychopolarbear 28

No. You guys, we need to weaponize this shit. Forget flash grenades. Just drop sound detonated spider bombs everywhere.

paravoz 30

bite the spider so it would turn into a normal human

I'm guessing no one will get The Who reference, but next time you should play Boris The Spider

If I recall the song's ending correctly, that might just stir their desire to exact vengeance for their fallen comrade.

I had a tarantula. My mom named her Boris because of that song.

Wizardo 33

Burn it, burn it with your mixtape OP.

Wash that shit before using again ???

How do you wash an old radio without ruining it?

*facepalm* and why don't you wash your plugged in toaster while you're at it -_-