Intimacy: Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary... - FML

By rexob - 04/02/2009 15:51 - United States

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Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML

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rexob 0

Monday 9 February 2009 23:13

thanks for all those who are genuinely concerned...i really appreciate it. i'm hanging in there, and hopefully my sister will be alright. we've been to therapy and i think it's helped her, but i don't know how this will come up later in life for us. again, i really appreciate those of you who took this seriously.

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Speech_fml 0

Friday 6 February 2009 17:28

I agree with all the rest. They don't have their OWN cameras?

DarkMarkInTheSky 9

Monday 3 September 2012 21:18

I don't know how old you are, my first sympathy was towards the 12 year old screaming girl, but it has got to be seriously scarring for both of you. Sorry to hear, that's horrible. :-/

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trey600rr 22

Sunday 28 June 2015 23:36

I like your parents!

3g661246 7

Monday 28 September 2015 3:16

what... oh my goodness

6969ay 9

Thursday 14 July 2016 10:10

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

jaydoo 6

Sunday 12 March 2017 16:03

That's hot. Interesting family. Must be fun.

Danish Wazir 6

Monday 11 September 2017 20:23

your parents are in an open relationship i think...

123Puppy 33

Friday 10 July 2020 22:17

That’s messed up. >.<

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