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By NewMom1115 - 17/12/2015 22:53 - United States - Tacoma

Today, I used my phone to take pictures of my hemorrhoids to show my doctor, forgetting I'd set my phone to upload all photos to a shared Dropbox account. My mother-in-law called. FML

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NewMom1115 5

Friday 18 December 2015 15:58

OP here - wow, it's weird and awesome this made it on the site! Here is some follow-up info: my doctor suggested I take the pics to see if the hemorrhoids were getting worse. I'm a new mom, so I guess sleep deprivation explains why I forgot about the Dropbox account. :)

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KK3137 31

Friday 18 December 2015 11:01

Why would you want your mother-in-law to see *all* the photos you take with your phone?

Panu 14

Friday 18 December 2015 11:25

Don't answer the phone, throw it in a river. Sell all your assets and move to a small hut without power in the alps. That should keep you off the grid and make it rather hard for her to ask you why there are photos of your haemorrhoids on her freakin phone.

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CarlosDaMan 6

Monday 21 December 2015 0:08

Hey, think positive.... ..... ..... i do not know what to say of positive, sry.

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