By justnance - 22/12/2011 18:04 - United Kingdom

Today, I used so many different perfume testers that I passed out on the bus. FML
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blackbelt25 12

At least you smelled good?

93 9
Jibblets2367 7

Hey does this perfume smell like chloroform to you?

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blackbelt25 12

At least you smelled good?

93 9
changesinme 0

What flavour of perfume were you using, farts?

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blackbelt25 12

Guess I didn't think of that

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kyarush 10

And now we will see on fox news "kids have discovered a new drug, Macy's perfume!" now you must be 18+ to buy perfume.

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hannahcorrine 0

Did you smell like bath and body works?

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imaginaryvoice 18

I'm sure you didn't pass out. You got knocked out by the people having to sit around you

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xMidna 6

20- People already use deodorant as a drug, it's called huffing.

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rulezdunmatter 12

You won't necessarily smell good if you use multiple perfumes. There may be conflict between the smells.

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Cherryripe25 5

wouldn't it be creepy to see someone trying various perfume testers on public transport? :l

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blondebrunette11 4

No, she smelled like shit dumbass.

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iBluePancake 4

Why am i picturing a blonde girl based out on a ghetto bus?

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blondebrunette11 4

That makes perfect sense.^

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graham11 14

78- it's definitely Boredblonde I'm picturing..

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GingerKid14 3

I feel bad for all of the people that had to smell you on the bus.

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graham11 14

I feel bad for the people who had to read this comment twice.. Because comment 1 already posted it..

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eatsleepjb 8

I didn't see number one. When I clicked the fml none of the other comments showed up. If I saw It I wouldn't have posted it again

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graham11 14

89- sorry I try to contain my sarcastic smartass-ness but sometimes it gets the best of me..

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xShannonxSammyx 7

That should be a sign. **** that person's life, not yours.

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xShannonxSammyx 7

Oh crap, I read that wrong. I thought it said someone else passed out on the bus. My bad.

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soxfan72797 3

It was their life not another person's learn to read.

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finished 10

I'm guessing 10 forgot to take his happy pill this morning...

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xShannonxSammyx 7

Just a mistake, sorry. I can't delete comments on my iPod, so I can't exactly take the post down.

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eatsleepjb 8

Yeah guys no need to get mad at her for reading it wrong...

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graham11 14

10- chill man.. Eat some of your roommate's cake!

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graham11 14

10- why... aren't you just so perfect, huh?! People make mistakes, bud. It's called life. *pats shoulder and stares off into the distance*

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abbynicole18 0

this makes no sense?

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graham11 14

98- that's because you're 14. Intelligence comes with age.

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chickenflem 8

10- u gta take a happy slip (:

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Buttsexpirate 9

I bet when the driver opened the doors, a giant stink cloud of perfume escaped onto the streets. You just created a perfume monster. Thanks OP.

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Buttsexpirate 9

Um I'm the buttseX pirate. Not the buttseCKS pirate! Geez!

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graham11 14

46- ohh cum-on now! Everyone knows he spells buttsex with an X!

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finished 10

Hope you smelt nice !! But how did that cause you to faint?

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YDIomg 9

agreed... I think this FML is made up. to faint you would have to be in a small enclosed area for a LONG time. if u actually did faint it wasn't because of the perfume.

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EvilLilCupcake 10

There are chemicals in perfume that make it to where if you inhale to much all at once it can make you light headed, and faint.

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finished 10

Oh ok thanks There must of been lots of perfume mixed together then lol

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graham11 14

11- it's a tough economy and perfume testers are free. Deprecate causes call for desperate measures sometimes but some people are just soo damn stupid.

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graham11 14

(93)- *desperate Damn you, uncoordinated thumbs!!

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Jibblets2367 7

Hey does this perfume smell like chloroform to you?

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Rddvl 11

Kinda your fault for being an idiot and putting on all this perfume.

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julian24245 0

Talk about having too much of a good thing.

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