Transportation: Today, I vacuumed my car as I'm trying to sell it. After the...

By Urinal Fresh - 02/03/2012 10:19 - Australia

Today, I vacuumed my car as I'm trying to sell it. After the interior was clean, I sprayed some air freshener. The chosen smell was "new car". I think they mislabeled it, as my car now smells like urinal cakes. I have two potential buyers coming tomorrow. FML

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Friday 2 March 2012 15:47

They make urinal cake air freshness?

amg2011 7

Friday 2 March 2012 15:47

so why didn't you smell it before putting it in?

Comments

v8nick97 11

Wednesday 2 July 2014 0:15

Never use air freshener. To you it may seem like a nice touch, but to someone who knows what they're doing, that says this car has a bad smell that keeps coming back, leading people to believe it may babe been in a flood.