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By Urinal Fresh - 02/03/2012 10:19 - Australia

Today, I vacuumed my car as I'm trying to sell it. After the interior was clean, I sprayed some air freshener. The chosen smell was "new car". I think they mislabeled it, as my car now smells like urinal cakes. I have two potential buyers coming tomorrow. FML

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Friday 2 March 2012 15:47

They make urinal cake air freshness?

amg2011 7

Friday 2 March 2012 15:47

so why didn't you smell it before putting it in?

Comments

spacetravel 1

Friday 2 March 2012 22:55

Next time, you'll test it first.

88sforlife 0

Friday 2 March 2012 23:28

Well I guess u have one day to decide what to do.

Milf6969 1

Friday 2 March 2012 23:41

Use any orange based aerosol air freshener. It will take away the smell. Orange smell is much better than urinal cake lol. Febreeze will just mask the smell for a short time.