Animals: Today, I've been calling my pet snake "Mr. Snake" for two years...

By GeeLoftus - 31/01/2016 19:32 - United States - Secaucus

Today, I've been calling my pet snake "Mr. Snake" for two years now. I decided to look up the name, and boy do I regret it. It turns out Mr. Snake is a porn site. I've named my snake after porn and have been introducing him to family with that name for two years. FML

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By Oblivious - 08/05/2009 19:39 - Kuwait

Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 22:38 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML

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By Pita - 04/12/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 02:43 - United States - Boston

Today, my friendly neighbor asked me to check in on his apartment every few days while he's gone on vacation. You can imagine my horror when I walked in for the first time and found out he's a snake breeder. Twelve more days to go. FML

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Today, I tried to talk to my cat, but accidentally called him by the wrong name. He responded immediately to the incorrect name I used. Meanwhile, his actual name rarely, if ever, grabs his attention. My cat hates his name. It's way too late to change it. FML

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By Mojosahomo - 10/01/2018 17:30 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my cat decided to show me just how much he loves me by bringing a live snake into my bedroom. Thanks. FML

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By somefamily - 26/04/2012 07:11 - United States - Wayne

Today, I found out that I've been calling my boyfriend's dad by the wrong name for the past two years. No one had told me sooner because they liked laughing at me for it when I wasn't around. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 20:03 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, I gave my 5-year-old daughter a unicorn pillow pet. She ended up giving him an ill-advised name, and has been loudly proclaiming to everyone she sees that her pillow pet is Horny. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2009 17:22 - United States

Today, I went to the pet store to get mice for my mom's snakes. While checking out, the guy working behind the register asked what kind of snakes I had. I told him they were my mom's and he mentioned this crazy woman that talks to her snakes. That's my mom. FML

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Monday 1 February 2016 8:59

Well I mean unless your family members are frequent users of that **** site I don't think calling a snake Mr. Snake is that out of the ordinary

toastbrot 9

Monday 1 February 2016 9:01

I don't think anyone will ever think that you named him after the **** site. after all it's a snake calles mr snake. pretty clear to me why he has that name.

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MitiMiki 16

Monday 1 February 2016 21:23

Mr. Snake? Seriously... that was the best name you could come up with?

messymessiah 11

Monday 1 February 2016 21:47

It's a completely understandable name abs the only way it is embarrassing is if they know the site in which case they can't really judge you. I wouldn't worry OP. It would be different if you called it trouser snake or something

Elyas83 4

Monday 1 February 2016 21:57

When I saw my dad on a site one day, I thought the name sounded cool. He quickly closed it and told me to leave, but I used the name for my username for a few years. And that's how a young naive kid used Vivid Video for his username.

fde2blknimout 18

Monday 1 February 2016 22:42

Youre kinda stupid

Leauge 13

Monday 1 February 2016 23:00

Op if someone laughs at your snakes name then you know they watch your snake's **** site.

ViviMage 39

Monday 1 February 2016 23:41

I call mine a noodle, or a spaghetti! I have a grey rosy boa.

LolKaleb 14

Tuesday 2 February 2016 0:05

It's okay. I had named my childhood teddy bear "Dancing bear", and was too let down after lots of years with it after finding out the truth from Google.