By GeeLoftus - 31/01/2016 19:32 - United States - Secaucus

Today, I've been calling my pet snake "Mr. Snake" for two years now. I decided to look up the name, and boy do I regret it. It turns out Mr. Snake is a porn site. I've named my snake after porn and have been introducing him to family with that name for two years. FML
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UnidentifiedFun 37

Well I mean unless your family members are frequent users of that **** site I don't think calling a snake Mr. Snake is that out of the ordinary

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toastbrot 9

I don't think anyone will ever think that you named him after the **** site. after all it's a snake calles mr snake. pretty clear to me why he has that name.

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legendof90 14

Why would u look up mr snake?

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kemando 22

I'm sure there's some nefarious site named for "Mr. Bear" too, doesn't mean every person will just associate their child's teddy bear with that.

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dragoongirl90 34

Unless you intended it that way, you did not name it after that. Not everything is named after something else, ffs.

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Manylan 16

I got two pet rats. One named sugar and one named diamond. They sound like a stripper duo xD Mr. Snake isn't that bad :)

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tigeresscrazy 12

I feel for you when my sister and I were little she gave me the nickname HJ it's a combination of my first an middle names but if you google it you see that it can also mean something entirely different lol even though we're adults now she still calls my HJ lol

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