Entitled bitch

By das_shizzle - 02/05/2020 05:00

Today, after telling a student that she had to take the online test on the date that I had assigned, she whined to the vice president of the college, who then told my dean that he needed to do something about it. She made me offer testing days on multiple dates. So much for integrity. FML

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By ugh - 15/01/2016 16:08 - United States

Today, I told one of my teachers I have to attend a family member's funeral on a day she's passing a test. She straight up asked if I could reschedule it, and if not if I could just give it a miss. FML

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By WhereforeArtThouJustice - 10/12/2014 21:49 - Portugal

Today, one of my classmates asked the teacher to postpone her presentation because she had to study and the teacher happily agreed. When I approached her, the teacher started yelling at me because postponing deadlines is irresponsible. I just wanted to make sure we didn't need to bring our book. FML

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Hard test

By Too Late - 19/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Sheboygan

Today, I went in to take my College Placement tests. I'd spent all week ignoring actual homework to study for these tests. When I got there, the responsible told me that the tests were last week. FML

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By Is McDonald's Hiring? - 23/04/2019 12:00

Today, I was sternly told that if I didn't pass more students, I would be out of a job. I then went to my class to collect papers, and was stymied by how I could be giving passing grades to the 12 of 24 who didn't turn anything in. College students. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2014 15:05 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I got cited for "internet plagiarism" and called to the dean's office. I'd been sitting a closed-book written exam, and my teacher had been breathing down my neck the whole time. FML

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By Donewithit - 02/06/2015 13:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my class was called to the auditorium. We were told that some asshat proctor took a picture of our testing room during out test and posted it on Facebook. Someone noticed that according to the rules, we were sitting too close to each other, so now we have to retake the whole test. FML

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Mean girls

By Imstuuuupid - 25/02/2022 00:01

Today, not even a month into the new semester, I have a hearing at the Dean’s office for academic dishonesty. My classmate and “friend” who I’ve been doing online quizzes with at home (considered cheating) decided to throw me under the bus, all because I wouldn’t let her borrow $100. FML

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Lock your doors

By Not a cheater - 21/01/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, while taking a test in my online class, my sister unexpectedly showed up. She panicked when she realized what I was doing, as the class has a strict rule of being 100% alone during tests. I assured her that because she wasn't helping me to cheat, it would be fine. Turns out it wasn't fine, as I got a zero. FML

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By its ok to cheat!? - 20/02/2013 21:52 - United States - Brisbane

Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 17:32 - United States

Today, four hours before a test, I received an email from my professor saying that the test had been canceled. When I checked my email again before bed, I found another email from my professor saying that his email had been hacked and the test was was still on. FML

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bl3ur0z3 17

Saturday 2 May 2020 21:53

So create three versions of the test and open up three time slots to take it. Your version of the test is determined by which timeslot you take the test during.

raven_of_azarath 34

Saturday 2 May 2020 7:02

Honestly, he’s right. Though often times, the school will have a deal with a company like that. My college used LockdownBrowser. It screen recorded, filmed you, and prevented you from accessing other tabs. The only way students could cheat would be if they either didn’t have a webcam, or covered their webcam and claimed it was broken or something.

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 2 May 2020 5:42

Even if you managed to get them to take it in a tight time window, they'd probably still cheat unless you paid through the nose for a Big Brother outfit like ProctorU. It's hopeless.

raven_of_azarath 34

Saturday 2 May 2020 7:02

kfchicken 31

Sunday 3 May 2020 13:44

it's very common to cover webcams and everyone has a cellphone or two computers. locking one for an online at home exam is next to useless.

Marcella1016 31

Saturday 2 May 2020 9:49

I can think of a way around that although it would take a dedicated friend and some secret hand signals. Open zoom or Skype or whatever your choice, initiate conversation with friend in same room, screen share with them. They see your questions, look them up, hold up answers behind your computer that you can see and webcam can’t. Use hand signals for “I need help on this one” or whatever. That’s pretty complicated though. Probably easier to just study and actually learn something.

bloopaloop 27

Saturday 2 May 2020 14:41

Sure cheating is easy. Unrelated, academia breeds this behavior.

Allsmash123 10

Saturday 2 May 2020 18:12

If you are a highschool teacher, then I feel bad. If you are a college professor, then YDI

bl3ur0z3 17

Saturday 2 May 2020 21:53

So create three versions of the test and open up three time slots to take it. Your version of the test is determined by which timeslot you take the test during.

It_gets_better 19

Sunday 3 May 2020 2:52

Honestly, as far as college online courses, it really depends on her reason for needing a different day. For example, I voluntarily took all online courses before the virus because I was going to be having a child during the semester and needed flexibility to be hospitalized at any given point. I had to drop a class because the professor would only give the final exam on ONLY ONE day and it was way too close to my due date. Online students go online because they need flexibility, so if that's at all the case, YTAH.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 3 May 2020 5:30

This is what I hate about today's society. The millennial generation is a bunch of self-entitled, spoiled rotten whiners used to getting everything they want handed to them on a silver platter. They don't know discipline, they don't know limits, and they don't know how the world works. Our future is screwed.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Monday 4 May 2020 0:17

Make the dates on days you know she has plans.

nerdycatlady26 4

Tuesday 5 May 2020 2:30

When I went to college, if we had more than 2 exams scheduled in one day, then we could reschedule any one for another time that the professor was testing another class or had office hours.

nemcali 34

Monday 6 July 2020 0:57

Did you ask her why she could not take the test that day? What if she had a scheduled surgery or any other appointments she could not reschedule? Why can you not offer more than one date?

nemcali 34

Monday 6 July 2020 0:57

Did you ask her why she could not take the test that day? What if she had a scheduled surgery or any other appointments she could not reschedule? Why can you not offer more than one date?