Work: Today, I've been trying to quit my job for 3 days now, I even... - FML

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By fail at leaving - 23/03/2017 16:00

Today, I've been trying to quit my job for 3 days now, I even gave my resignation letter in. My boss refuses to let me leave, and keeps giving me more shifts. FML

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num1piglover 13

Tuesday 21 March 2017 20:34

Just stop showing up at work, don't take the shifts. Don't show up don't answer the phone if they call about you. If you must answer state you already quit.

brightlink 8

Thursday 23 March 2017 16:04

He legally has to accept your letter of resignation. You can sue him and win if he keeps doing this

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lucasjames22 8

Saturday 1 July 2017 3:22

don't show up. it's really that easy.

sharond23 10

Sunday 14 January 2018 20:17

I'm pretty sure no one's making you show up. stop being stupid and stop going in.

lucasj23 11

Wednesday 4 July 2018 3:24

oh my God. seriously? is he coming to your house with a gun making you go to work? If you want to quit. quit. it's not friggin rocket science

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