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By intranator - 08/04/2009 21:43 - Jordan

Today, I waited in line to get into a club with my girlfriend, the bouncer only let her in, she told me to call her if I needed anything and left me. We were supposed to celebrate my birthday. FML

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By obese_chicken - 06/11/2009 06:59 - Australia

Today, I went out to celebrate my birthday with a big group of friends. After waiting in line to get into a club, the bouncer looked me up and down and said, "No fat chicks." My friends went into the club without me and left me to take a $100 taxi home alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 21:28 - United States

Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2020 14:00

Today, my parents took me to a bar to celebrate my 21st birthday. They brought my little brother, but when the bouncer wouldn't allow him in, they made me wait outside with him while they went in for drinks. FML

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By lehonj49 - 21/06/2013 16:10 - Australia - Burwood

Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went out clubbing with my friends. A girl started talking to me and we actually hit it off. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor getting wailed on by some bloke for hitting on his girlfriend. She didn't do a thing to stop him. FML

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By Haitwun - 08/12/2014 02:18 - United States - El Monte

Today, my girlfriend decided to treat me out to dinner and cake for my birthday. My mom felt left out and yelled at my girlfriend in an angry tirade. My girlfriend went home. I'm spending my birthday, alone in my room. FML

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By lonelyboy101 - 27/08/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, so I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2013 23:03 - Belgium - Schepdaal

Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML

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By deserted - 01/09/2010 07:05 - France

Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML

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By wedeserveeachother - 24/01/2022 11:01 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML

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By phuckbukket7 - 27/04/2014 22:08 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend out to a fancy restaurant for her birthday. I'd arranged beforehand for some of the staff to come out and sing happy birthday to her, but it all backfired when she started panicking and had a serious anxiety attack from all the attention. FML

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acow 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 2:16

Wow, your girlfriend sounds like a wonderful person. Maybe you should find someone who is capable of empathy.

potentpotable 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 2:18

Should've called her a couple of hours later asking her to run to the store to buy you some condoms because you were about to partake in a threesome with two hot blonds.

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danceoramma24 0

Friday 10 April 2009 5:39

ya shes a bitchhh

zombiepeanut 0

Friday 10 April 2009 7:00

Did you drive her there? Because if so, I hope you told her that she should have fun walking home.

Phiz 0

Friday 10 April 2009 7:48

She is a self-centered bitch. Dump her or you will be hurt because she will end up cheating on you.

thatchick85 0

Friday 10 April 2009 19:08

I agree with the second part of #105. IF this is truly all the story then dump her ass, I hate ungrateful bitchy people, if you stay with her then youre just dumb and probably deserve her

momo89_fml 0

Friday 10 April 2009 20:00

Damn...you might want to get a new girlfriend for next year

Scoochie 0

Friday 10 April 2009 21:13

I hope she isn't your gf now anymore ... you know .. it could even be worse.. maybe she's cheating on you with a guy she met there.. Really.. FYL and **** your birthday D:

lpmxxo 0

Friday 10 April 2009 22:32

I think its time to get a new girlfriend sorry your birthday didn't go as planned!

N0Luck 0

Friday 10 April 2009 23:15

Don't worry, she got hit by a car when she left the club.

abu3mair 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 23:55

******* *****. Bros before hoes man... celebrate ur bday with ur real friends. btw this opinion is based on the fact that i havent seen ur "girlfriend", and i dont know whr she lies on the sexiness scale :P.