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By Anonymous - 21/05/2015 20:41 - United States

Today, I waited tables for the first time at my new restaurant job. I asked a group of older men what they would like. One replied, "A slice of that ass". I'm 19 and a guy. FML

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By Tasty - 19/07/2009 22:02 - United States

Today, I went into a restaurant and sat at a bar near three guys who appeared to be 19 or 20. They did not acknowledge me. 15 minutes later, my burger arrived. They all ran over to ask me about it. I haven't been hit on in months. My cheeseburger is more attractive to men than I am. FML

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Rude

By -_- - 22/09/2013 18:00 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, I started my new job at a restaurant I really like. As I waited on my first customer, I suggested that he try the apple pie, because it's my favourite. He looked up at me and said, "Yeah? Figures! Lay off 'em, porky!" FML

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Nice try old man

By Chris - 23/12/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I submitted my application to a restaurant as a server. The manager, who is more than 30 years older than me, said he'd be calling me. He later texted me asking for a date instead of giving me a job. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2011 17:53 - United States

Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML

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Pleased to meet you

By footinmouth - 13/09/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:20 - Canada - Sherbrooke

Today, at work, I put on a smile and went to take an elderly gentleman's order. He looked at me, asked if I'd stick a finger in his sweet tea to make it sweeter, then complained that it was a shame I wasn't "on the menu". FML

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Close shave

By Gears - 29/04/2019 16:00

Today, I had dinner at a local fast-food joint. There's an employee there that I usually talk to and flirt with, so I thought maybe it was time to ask for her number. After a small conversation and almost getting to the point, she told me, "I'm 17." I'm 23. FML

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By serverdessert - 08/03/2009 21:02 - United States

Today, at the restaurant where I work, I served a table of 4 middle-age women. Before greeting the table, I was deciding between saying "Can I get you anything to drink?" and "Can I start you off with something?" My actual greeting? "Can I get you ladies off?" FML

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By morg2000 - 17/02/2009 23:23 - Mexico

Today, I went out to dinner with my family. I was given a kids menu when the hostess sat us down. I'm 24. FML

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Thanks!

By Tyler - 19/11/2011 07:58 - United States

Today, at my job as a cocktail server in a bar, a group of good looking ladies sat in my section. As I was finishing up with the table next to them I overheard one of them saying, "I hope we don't get that guy, I want a sexy waiter tonight." FML

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TheCookieComet 23

Friday 22 May 2015 0:54

I guess you got buns hun.

cutycat136 28

Friday 22 May 2015 0:54

Should have just brushed it off and said sorry sir, I believe you may be in the wrong place for that dish. Try ordering something on the menu please

Comments

littlepiglola 14

Friday 22 May 2015 18:10

Well did you give it to him?

toxic324x 17

Friday 22 May 2015 18:35

Hey they could of been gay

KrDizzy 16

Friday 22 May 2015 18:38

Now you know how we feel on a daily basis with you nasty pervs. Get over it lol.

iwood214 14

Friday 22 May 2015 18:58

Maybe that one is gay. Except I wouldn't want older men saying that to me either. Hopefully you were able to laugh it off!

ometzit 4

Friday 22 May 2015 20:08

You and your twink ass have all the fault

shadowshalf 8

Friday 22 May 2015 21:02

It's not their fault you have a nice ass ptf

orsombre_fml 11

Friday 22 May 2015 21:53

I hope you thought of thanking him for the compliment ;-)

writerchic85 25

Friday 22 May 2015 23:30

Bring him an order of rump roast

Ninja_Porcupine 13

Friday 22 May 2015 23:59

Everybody is ok with this, but if he was a girl everyone would be saying that's gross and its sexual harassment

cainchild 4

Friday 19 June 2015 19:15

Much like violence, it's only bad if it happens to females. The fact that he is part of the patriarchy , means he deserved it.

Tyjw924 3

Saturday 23 May 2015 0:57

Written by some straight boy... How's it feel to be hit on like you probably hit on women?!

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