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By Tp - 30/06/2010 00:39 - United States

Today, I walked four blocks with toilet paper hanging out of my pants. FML

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By tori210 - 15/08/2017 16:00

Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML

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By penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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By Christen - 19/02/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML

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Looks like we made it… Oh.

By Anonymous - 12/10/2020 23:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, I went on a walk with my family because I'm trying to be more active. We were near my son's school when I got a grumbling in my stomach. I rushed to find a place to take a dump. As I approached a Porta-Potty, my ass couldn't hold it any longer and I shit myself 20 feet away from the toilet. FML

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Leaked

By Morgan Bailey - 18/09/2018 14:00

Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML

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We've all done it

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 04:00

Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall and the toilet paper had ran out. I had to use the socks I'd just bought. FML

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Squits

By fishtities - 07/04/2016 04:56 - United States - Dallas

Today, as a reward for starting to eating healthy, I got the squits at work. After going to the restroom, my stall didn't have toilet paper, the other two stalls didn't have any either. My boss definitely noticed too when he walked in on me with my pants around my ankles. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 18:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By highleyj - 01/04/2009 08:16 - United States

Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML

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OwNowBrownCow 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 9:22

Leave your comments in the comment section below.

OwNowBrownCow 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 10:10

I put squirrel aids in the pancake mix, just sayin

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schwancy 2

Wednesday 30 June 2010 9:26

Someone should have said something. I would have.

im_banned 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 9:30

I would of

Bekll 31

Wednesday 30 June 2010 9:34

That's "would have" dude... not "of".

im_banned 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 9:36

o shit I ment to say wouldn't have my bad

superbadd 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 9:30

toilet paper pants xD

JordeeChristina 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 9:30

yuck ! nasty nasty.

sicoupe06 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 9:31

Was the toilet paper used already? Because that would REALLY make this an FML

Annzy 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 9:31

I did that in a buffet. lol.

AndreaHaha 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 9:34

well you wiped right (:

glider23 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 9:35

What was for dinner?

UnKnwnPuRpLe 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 9:36

Ooh jeez that is embarassing but funny lmao

RadAtThis01 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 9:40

a true fml

loveisabitch10 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 9:43

HA HA! iv never done that before but i HAVE accidently walked out of the bathroom with a used pad stuck to my shoe. it wasnt mine and people noticed it

captncrunch 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 9:48

ydi for using that much toliet paper

OwNowBrownCow 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 10:03

he should have used charmin

OwNowBrownCow 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 10:06

She*

MrQuest 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 9:49

epic face, epic face, epic face, **** IN MY PANTS!

samantha_durano 6

Wednesday 30 June 2010 9:52

i love that song:) and the faces they make in the video.

Raleigh_bruh 7

Wednesday 30 June 2010 9:56

SAM! You're back. :D

samantha_durano 6

Wednesday 30 June 2010 9:57

dude raleigh i know! i sent you a pm:) i missed you big brother!

Raleigh_bruh 7

Wednesday 30 June 2010 10:00

I missed you too. :] But yes, good idea. We should definitely take this conversation to messages because they're banning like crazy now.

samantha_durano 6

Wednesday 30 June 2010 10:03

really? who all was banned?

Raleigh_bruh 7

Wednesday 30 June 2010 10:06

Lol, message me and I'll tell you. If I say it on here it'll get moderated.

samantha_durano 6

Wednesday 30 June 2010 10:08

okie dokie!:)

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