Miscellaneous: Today, I walked four blocks with toilet paper hanging out of... - FML

By Tp - 30/06/2010 00:39 - United States

Today, I walked four blocks with toilet paper hanging out of my pants. FML

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By tori210 - 15/08/2017 16:00

Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML

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By penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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By Christen - 19/02/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2020 23:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, I went on a walk with my family because I'm trying to be more active. We were near my son's school when I got a grumbling in my stomach. I rushed to find a place to take a dump. As I approached a Porta-Potty, my ass couldn't hold it any longer and I shit myself 20 feet away from the toilet. FML

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Leaked

By Morgan Bailey - 18/09/2018 14:00

Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML

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We've all done it

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 04:00

Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall and the toilet paper had ran out. I had to use the socks I'd just bought. FML

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Squits

By fishtities - 07/04/2016 04:56 - United States - Dallas

Today, as a reward for starting to eating healthy, I got the squits at work. After going to the restroom, my stall didn't have toilet paper, the other two stalls didn't have any either. My boss definitely noticed too when he walked in on me with my pants around my ankles. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 18:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By highleyj - 01/04/2009 08:16 - United States

Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML

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OwNowBrownCow 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 9:22

Leave your comments in the comment section below.

OwNowBrownCow 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 10:10

I put squirrel aids in the pancake mix, just sayin

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Wednesday 30 June 2010 17:31

Hahaha. That sounds like something Lady Gaga would do-- only she'd do it on purpose and make a whole outfit out of toilet paper.

MetalmaidenDeth 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 18:08

By using the theory of quantum physics I have determined that you are a douchenozzle dumbass.

welandedonthemoo 5

Wednesday 30 June 2010 20:27

unwritten comment

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Wednesday 30 June 2010 20:27

Wow how do you not notice that? YDI

neojw 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 21:39

sadddd

nikemike 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 21:42

ydi for wiping your booty

MadisonDerp 16

Tuesday 23 July 2013 20:54

You don't wipe your ass when you shit? That's just nasty.

YourAverageP 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 23:19

Classic... Just classic...

rkizzle97 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 2:21

You really suck lol

cheergirly16 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 5:49

Why are people voting ydi on this I bet all of you would be just as embarrassed as OP don't worry OP happens to the best of us. And if anybody saw you they'll forget and move on...good thing you didn't see anyone you knew!

jeZuss 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 6:06

down her in Texas only the rich folk do it. the rest of us use newspaper.

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