By May - 04/09/2011 04:08 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
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mshoes12346 3

did he name his dick spock too? ;)

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oklahomaguy 0

Sure I can, I ducked a girl one time also but i don't recommend trying that, but it's kinda gross and stinks more then the dog I bang

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midwestdude 0

Girls are always a last resort. I don't look down on you for doing it, but I am still disgusted.

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oklahomaguy 0

Try masterbating with a fist full of lunch meat, it feels kinda like the time I ducked my grandparents cow

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midwestdude 0

Have you ever ****** a cow patty? it feels the same and you don't have to worry about getting kicked in the nuts.

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HammerBro 5

I bet his warp speed engaged =0

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fakeaccountX 6

I imagine Picard's bald shiny head would get anyone going.

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flyboy96 0

You my friend, are dating sheldon cooper.

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MrLoux 6

What are you waiting for. Give his warp engine a good kickstart! (no really, fyl!)

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skatergirl33 0

O.0 well... theres only one thing to do in a situation like this...well mayb not. shit ur introuble! lmao :3

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