By May - 04/09/2011 04:08 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
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mshoes12346 3

did he name his dick spock too? ;)

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hateevryone 14

*gasp* star trek? really? what type of bf do you have?

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satph 12

well, at least you know what to dress up in next time ;)

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Thozzy 12

I guess Scotty was the only one that could beam him up.

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Mayshod 3

Furiously masterbating? Was he angry with his penis or did you mean vigorously masterbating?

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monyrenae 0

He's turned on by the "Pew Pew" laser noises! ;)

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Humanspider 18

People will ********** to anything. Just deal with him and his Star Trek fantasy. Unless he wants you to call him your "Captain Kirk".

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