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By May - 04/09/2011 04:08 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2013 21:33 - United Kingdom

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By bunny - 16/08/2009 13:58 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML

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mshoes12346 3

Sunday 4 September 2011 12:16

did he name his dick spock too? ;)

roxysoxy 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 12:16

well that's disturbing.

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mzwhitaker85 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 13:33

did you join in the fun and glued dome Spock ears on you and got a phaser in on the mix just a little FYI my husbands brother is s total star trek fan and my husband thought I should write that comment

mzwhitaker85 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 13:38

some*

jlperry31 10

Tuesday 13 September 2011 3:13

you shouldn't walk in on a man jerking.

Felivi 9

Tuesday 13 September 2011 20:48

Spock

panderluver 0

Friday 16 September 2011 18:41

that's a keeper

wydner31 0

Friday 16 September 2011 20:17

hahahahahahahahahaha why

max13_fml 8

Sunday 18 September 2011 1:46

time for a new boyfriend!!!

florio17 0

Friday 23 September 2011 8:32

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

j3ebrules 13

Friday 23 September 2011 22:52

you know, it might not have been "to" star trek. I jack off at weird times too just cuz it's convenient. Unless he came right out and said "yeah, Spock..."

dick_head 4

Monday 26 September 2011 0:11

Respect peoples' fetishes.

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