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By disappointed - 20/09/2013 16:30 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, I walked in on my daughter shaving her boyfriend's nuts. Apparently, he'd snuck in through her window. FML

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By help me - 01/06/2014 15:51 - United States - West Hartford

Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML

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By not as scarred as he should be - 18/10/2012 18:19 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 00:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML

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By crazydaughter - 12/04/2012 12:51 - Egypt

Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML

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By weezer - 21/02/2011 13:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 14:33 - United States - Canyon Country

Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML

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By sad_dad - 24/10/2009 17:35 - Canada

Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower. Instead, I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML

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By piece of shed - 31/08/2011 14:00 - United States

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

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By Sarahir - 29/04/2020 05:00

Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML

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9echo 17

Saturday 21 September 2013 2:40

I'm just trying to imagine what happened after you walked in... FML

DocBastard 38

Saturday 21 September 2013 2:45

What a great girlfriend. She obviously doesn't like fuzzy nuggets.

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kailarahne 19

Monday 10 March 2014 21:56

Hahahah what in the hell

westii199 3

Sunday 20 April 2014 13:07

atleast she wasn't shaving her own testicles

pizzaloverchick 9

Wednesday 25 March 2015 4:24

How old is she?

Steve_Dudley_UK 10

Friday 29 May 2015 1:44

You should have said "Ha, I'll get the kitchen scissors. We can keep those for the Christmas Tree" (Manic laughter).

burnforeternity 30

Tuesday 2 February 2016 18:26

Can you say murder

DiabolusIgnis 15

Friday 26 August 2016 15:12

Um, that's why you knock before entering???

Xkillz302 10

Wednesday 5 October 2016 6:58

you had your chance hope you took it

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