Kids: Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap...

By lexigan4 - 29/10/2014 19:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML

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By hamsterlovinn - 06/06/2009 05:51 - United States

Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML

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By toe - 03/02/2015 03:14 - United States - Sullivan

Today, I stole my brother's fuzzy slippers for the day as I usually do. Too bad he had been anticipating this and had left a mouse trap in one of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 21:31 - Ireland

Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML

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By Miss<Younger>Beyoncé - 13/10/2014 08:13 - Namibia - Windhoek

Today, I was boxing up all my brother's old stuff to take to the attic. I came across a box, and without checking what was inside, I took it up, just to have it fall on my head, to then find out it was filled with dead baby hamsters. FML

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By brebre101 - 31/07/2011 09:05 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML

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By hellphone_fml - 22/11/2018 03:00

Today, my brother's new kitten decided to bring me a gift as a sign of love. It was my pet hamster. FML

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By HttpsHaileyy - 15/06/2015 20:02 - United States

Today, I insulted my younger sister's hamster. She then smashed me with a stool. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2013 17:59 - United States - Santa Rosa Beach

Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML

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By gvmfvr - 08/05/2014 20:48 - France - Fontenay-sous-bois

Today, my little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming, when she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". FML

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Thursday 30 October 2014 0:03

If it doesn't work, you may be looking at a ghost possession.

amrose1318 10

Thursday 30 October 2014 0:08

No more supernatural from now on. lol

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bigmikegreen 3

Thursday 30 October 2014 3:41

What a cool guy

DestinyRose7 7

Thursday 30 October 2014 3:57

Dammit Crowley!

HeadlessSparrow 20

Thursday 30 October 2014 4:03

so many Supernatural references in this FML. I love it. keep up the good work FML community.

Izabel12 7

Thursday 30 October 2014 4:17

After all these years, so many Supernatural references and fans popping up! I LOVE IT!!! :D :D

Xeivan 15

Thursday 30 October 2014 4:22

Makes total sense. If there was such a thing as demons, they almost always possess will choose a mother ******* hamster!

rocker_chick23 27

Thursday 30 October 2014 4:34

It is the perfect disguise. No one would ever expect a tiny, fat, furry rodent is a demon vessel.

kristysal 4

Thursday 30 October 2014 4:23

Where are the Winchesters when you need them?!

rocker_chick23 27

Thursday 30 October 2014 4:37

Held up in a motel somewhere with Dean yelling at Sam after he forgot his pie.

kristysal 4

Thursday 30 October 2014 5:39

Lol the Supernatural fandom at its best :)

KatyLarae 13

Thursday 30 October 2014 4:24

Did it work?

wyldefyre 5

Thursday 30 October 2014 4:29

SPN ftw!!

Amant97 14

Thursday 30 October 2014 4:36

I think he is watching too much Supernatural...

dustin007 15

Thursday 30 October 2014 4:39

How Does one make a devil trip }:)

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