Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes....

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 14:33 - United States - Canyon Country

Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML

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By not as scarred as he should be - 18/10/2012 18:19 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML

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By SCARRED - 29/08/2014 20:15 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

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By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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By deardaughter - 14/08/2019 06:00 - Australia

Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML

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By Joe - 11/12/2011 01:03 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; my mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided. FML

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By blahblah493 - 26/05/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2009 12:49 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML

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By crazydaughter - 12/04/2012 12:51 - Egypt

Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML

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By imblue42 - 24/06/2015 05:16 - United States

Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML

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Classy

By bkay26 - 29/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML

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colton_colton 49

Saturday 24 January 2015 23:58

That's something you could've lived a happy life without seeing.

_parth 20

Saturday 24 January 2015 23:58

Some things, you wish you could delete from memory.

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Zeroace 18

Friday 8 May 2015 18:22

To be clear, using a hot air gun to dry the hair on his pubis...?

pugsly 4

Friday 7 August 2015 4:30

How does anyone deserve this??!!!

VlahVlahVlah 12

Saturday 26 September 2015 21:27

O_o

onceuponatime456 16

Saturday 15 July 2017 16:26

I have seen two "Malcolm in the Middle" comments. Is this page now a place for people to pretend something they saw on TV actually happened to them?

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