Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I...

By Joe - 11/12/2011 01:03 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; my mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 14:33 - United States - Canyon Country

Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML

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By not as scarred as he should be - 18/10/2012 18:19 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML

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By deardaughter - 14/08/2019 06:00 - Australia

Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 17:44 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I realized that it's become a regular occurrence for my mother and me to talk about our pubic hair. I don't know which is worse, the fact that I now know that she shaves it, or the fact that we even talk about this stuff. FML

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By blahblah493 - 26/05/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2015 23:13 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I went to the living room where my mother was so I could ask her about something. I found her lying pantsless on the couch trying to cut her pubic hair with a pair of scissors. FML

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By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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By notyourmom - 11/06/2013 12:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML

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By jessie - 15/05/2021 04:00

Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML

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By SCARRED - 29/08/2014 20:15 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

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Sunday 11 December 2011 9:05

Thats just wrong in so many ways.

CuteDumBlonde64 11

Sunday 11 December 2011 9:06

I just BARFED a little in my mouth:( This never happen to me on this website.

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suxs4ulol 22

Sunday 11 December 2011 9:31

try knockin, its magic, it lets people know inside the room someones comin in!

chouter21 10

Sunday 11 December 2011 9:34

Oh the visual!!! -_-

codygurl 10

Sunday 11 December 2011 9:39

Thts just freaking gross on sooo many levels.....

umm_Talk 9

Sunday 11 December 2011 9:41

I can imagine the song playing " I whip my hair back and forth back and forth" lmfao. FYL

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 11 December 2011 16:14

Well played, madam... Well played.

monster1999 0

Monday 12 December 2011 2:40

Lmfao now that picture is burned into my mind -___-

happykesh 3

Sunday 11 December 2011 9:44

Deffinetly havent heard this one before. So gross...on so many levels.

Shadow_Phantom 26

Sunday 11 December 2011 9:45

Helloooo mental image. *loses her dinner* FYL indeed. )X

maxheart90 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 9:50

Hmmm that's not weird at all.

keepingitnasty 15

Sunday 11 December 2011 9:58

Did she make cornrows??

cBlackout 13

Sunday 11 December 2011 10:04

Once it has been seen, it cannot be unseen..

Minnie87 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 10:14

What about that fact that you saw all that!!!!! I would be more scared on that and be traumatized.

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