By Joe - 11/12/2011 01:03 - United States

Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; my mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided. FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 476
You deserved it 4 175

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Mojo66930 0

Thats just wrong in so many ways.

CuteDumBlonde64 11

I just BARFED a little in my mouth:( This never happen to me on this website.

Comments

Nickramos 0

Ewwwwwww! Dreadlocks!!!!!!!!!

skyeyez9 24

hand your mom a pair of hair clippers.

Steve95401 49

Dad will need to go to Home Depot to get his pubes trimmed.

keibaby 6

U think thats bad my parents make me buy their condoms then they lock me in the room and have sex right in front of me

Or that u had to see ur dads penis? That wasn't scary?

perdix 29

I wish that when someone uses the "Which is worse" construct, we could cast votes for our choice. Can't the web masters at FML set up voting buttons to see what the people think is worse? For the record, I vote "mom braiding them." I know that ELPH (extremely long pubic hair) is a hereditary condition, so the OP is doomed to a life of frequent shaving and waxing. As a side note, Canon Digital Cameras are overwhelmingly the choice in the "bear" community.