By YeahFML - 07/07/2018 01:30 - Slovakia

Today, I walked in on my sister having sex. On my bed. With my ex boyfriend. They both live 300 km away. FML
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tounces7 27

So yeah, I think a followup is obviously in order here.

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RichardPencil 30

I hope you mean EX-boyfriend. Oh, wait, you do. Did they come from the same place 300km away to **** on your bed, or from 300km in opposite directions? I gotta know!

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

"Hey wanna **** me?" "Sure! Name a time and place!" "Tomorrow on my brothers bed"

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Davros 12

Seems like it would be easier to just get a motel but I guess everyone has their kinks.

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Ilmoran 20

You must have a great bed for them to travel so far to use it. Too bad you'll have to burn it now.

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donb23 23

Well at least there was nothing new to see aside from the coupling.

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interesting33 36

I.. I.. really wanted to downvoted your comment. But I just couldn't. There's something about the way you wrote it.. It stuck with me...

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interesting33 36

*lived 300 miles away. Past tense. They live here now.

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ThatGuy9679 13

Definitely deliberate

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Michael Arin 7

Velmi tě lituji. Je potřeba pomoci zakopat těla? V případě potřeby kontaktuj

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