Miscellaneous: Today, I walked into my apartment and smelled something extremely...

By BakedBat - 21/02/2014 04:10 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I walked into my apartment and smelled something extremely repugnant. I asked my roommate what had happened and she said, "I didn't know how else to kill it!" She'd trapped a bat that was in our apartment, put it in the oven, and set it to 400 degrees. FML

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By 12693 - 24/10/2012 17:35 - Australia - Perth

Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML

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Jump scare

By Anonymous - 05/11/2021 11:01

Today, I saw a bat in a cabinet. I slammed the cabinet as hard as I could, which knocked the bat off the door and got its head stuck between the two doors, decapitating it. Its two beady eyes were judging me. I haven't even had my coffee yet. FML

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Community cat squad

By Anonymous - 21/03/2022 02:00

Today, I found out that I have mice because my landlady got rid of the community cats that were keeping them outside, and apparently my cats aren't taking care of them. I found out when I turned on my oven and my apartment was filled with an awful smell that turned out to be burning mouse crap. FML

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Poor Despereaux

By Squeak - 06/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Fort Bragg

Today, I baked a cake. After feeding it to my entire family, I opened the stove, planning to temporarily store the cake inside. I then noticed a mouse, burnt to a crisp. FML

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By thiswouldonlyhappentome - 31/05/2011 00:33 - Aruba

Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend had been breaking into my apartment and hiding rotting fruit all over the place. I found this out when a ceiling panel fell and a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML

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Goodbye Rémy…

By Tough guy - 04/09/2021 23:00

Today, I was laying in bed when my sister came running in, scared. I took my bat and went into the kitchen where the suspicious noise was coming from. It was a rat, right in the middle of the floor. I jumped on the counter and shrieked, just as my girlfriend walked in, who then actually dealt with it. FML

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By hantavirus - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML

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By Al - 10/03/2010 02:07 - United States

Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML

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Parting shit

By smellymcgee - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Farmington

Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML

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If the shoe fits…

By Bruce - 17/08/2010 17:09 - United States

Today, I discovered a bat in my new apartment. I found him in my shoe… with my foot. FML

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tyler_mcdolan 10

Friday 21 February 2014 10:57

Why would it even be necessary to kill it?

Musiclover1482 9

Friday 21 February 2014 10:57

Why not just capture it and release it outside?? It would be less messy and more humane..

Comments

DovakinPrincess 5

Monday 24 February 2014 8:20

That's just awful!! She's an animal abuser, I'd kick her out on that very day and file charges against her for animal cruelty!

Cemetery87 10

Monday 24 February 2014 8:26

the poor bat!!!

lessavii 2

Monday 24 February 2014 10:51

...but everyone loves bats? they're cute and friendly although very shy, she couldn't have murdered a more passive creature.

lumbeepride92 1

Monday 24 February 2014 14:49

That is EXTREMELY cruel.

jixiekat 14

Tuesday 25 February 2014 3:17

that's so sad!

TehPurdo 4

Wednesday 26 February 2014 2:27

Why did you rat her out on the internet?

whatAidiot 5

Wednesday 26 February 2014 3:55

That's one way. . .

MissAleli 4

Thursday 27 February 2014 13:05

Your roomAte is effin moron! She should be reported to an authority because of animal cruelty! I effin despise her already! I hope ill karma will befall her. I believe she is an airhead.

amisenho 11

Thursday 27 February 2014 19:06

Is it bad that I can laugh about a kid getting smacked in the head for doing something stupid but end up feeling so many feels for a bat that was given the Brazen Bull treatment? Man, what an unfortunate bat... ._.

misswilwarin 9

Friday 28 February 2014 1:59

Part of me, that was the bat, died inside. While my comment is slightly humorous, I am deeply hurt. It feels like someone's taken out part of my heart. My chest feels empty.