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lmao! skunks are flammable
I cried from reading this oP, damn funny
super funneh!
this isnt a Fml! this is a F that skunks L!
@62 is right. You should report him for animal cruelty. No one deserves to die like that, not even a skunk. Whether or not they take you seriously depends on the laws where you are. Either way, I just don't get how people can think this is okay. They also feel pain,
wow... now this is a legit FML... especially if the skunk firebombed everyone :-P
but did it get rid of the pest problem? it would have been better if the skunk lived to tell the tale to his family and friends. "some bitch lit me on fire. we better not go back to her place." or even better "some bitch lit me on fire. let's gang up and spray her whole place. then set her on fire."
best fml in a long time ROFLMFAO!
I like to put small animals in the microwave.
lol too funny
lol @89, quote #2
Nice!!! Sucks for the skunk. that's the best!!
fake
Is it weird that I automatically thought it sounded like something Ellis from Left 4 Dead 2 would say? Just put a "One time, ma buddy Keith..." and it's perfect.
******* awesome :D
#66 shut up yeh f*ckin liberal
@129...that's all lies and speculation. Just today I put my neighbors cat in the microwave. And let me tell you, that was a sight to behold.
139***
I smell a redneck... in colorado?
actually 139, ther are sick people in the world who do that. ever heard a cat in the microwave story? horrible...
LMFAO HLARIOUS!!!!!! XD
wait, the chick who posted this is named Al... ???? WTF?!?!?!?
apparently they are. thank you no. 1.
Everyone On this thread is seriously perverse and apparently place no value on life. It's really gross I feel bad for you all for being such disgustingly bad people
Well, at least he got rid of it. F the skunk's life : (
Today, a human lit me on fire for no reason at all!, FML.
Im srry. I wont light u on fire again.
It doesn't say they got rid of it though. The skunk could've sprayed everyone and then stopped, dropped, and rolled.
I believe a more efficient skunk would simply have started the stop drop and roll, and executed the spray in parallel with the roll maneuver, thus saving time, and possibly life. but your point is taken.. burned skunk != dead skunk for certain
that's horrible!
That is the most badass fake/real story I've ever read. Bravo young sir, bravo!
Bahahahha that tenant is a ******* champion!
unlike your profile pic. but yea the tenants ****** hilarious.
So do skunks smell worse when they get barbecued or do they smell like burnt flesh, similar to the rest of us.
awwwww omg poor skunk. that's horrible. :(
so pepe le pew will never get his girl...FHL
if you remember pepe le pews girl was a cat that he thought was a skunk
Pwned
I was just thinking that! Would it? Poor Pepe!
it doesn't matter if his girl was a cat, leopard, frog, or a freakin dragon...pepe was still a skunk....who was apparently burned. so he still won't get his girl
Molotov skunktail :0
Well, if his girl was a dragon, we've solved the mystery of the fire... she got tired of him being a sketchball.
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that's horrible!
Well, at least he got rid of it. F the skunk's life : (