By funnymanjoe - 14/09/2011 11:06 - United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML
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eurostar710 11

Sounds like a cool way to smoke. I'll have to try it some time haha.

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jjoyce6 0

Were they playing it on a high note?

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Btreasure 8

Did you join them?? I know everyone is dying to know

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lliki 0

Atleast it is finally getting put to good use, god knows that nobody wants to actually hear it

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Just because you take your facts from songebob doesnt mean it's true.

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lliki 0

Im not sure what spongebob has to do with anything

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illmatic2 16

Riiiiiiiight, of course it was your cousin. Does your name happen to be Chantel?

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ShyAnn29 14

Actually bass clarinets have a really pretty sound! I know because I've played one

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Clarinets in spongebob have a reputation of sounding horrible (squidward) and you act like the only clarinet you've listen was from that show. Thats why spongbob has to do with your comment.

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lliki 0

So it wasnt your cousin....it was you!!!!

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xInZaneKaganx 0

Yo **** you kid I'd smoke weed all day than listen to some shitty ass "bass clarinet"

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Elemental45 0

Note to self: Always lock up my bass clarinet.

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gemno333 8

wow. actually it is possible to smoke with it. remove the reed, place a filter, and cover the holes. next time u play it try not to giggle and not give others a contact high lol

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AntoshaChekhonte 6

As long as your instrument isn't harmed, be pissed, but I don't see much of a reason to report him. Call him an asshole. Let it be unless it happens again. But if your instrument is damaged, report him. Take him to small claims court. Instruments are really expensive to repair, especially for such a stupid ******* reason. I paid $500 to repair my instrument a few years ago. It's ridiculous.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

I find this funny, but that is ****** up. Those things cost hundreds of dollars. My advice, keep it as evidence, take them to small claims court. With all that weed and blood testing, they'll throw the book at them.

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perdix 29

It's ironic they'd use that instrument to try to hit the high notes.

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inpuredeceit 14

I'm kinda pissed I never thought of this...

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