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By anon - 14/01/2013 03:00 - United States - Dublin

Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2011 00:01 - United States

Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML

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By monster in law. - 17/12/2014 07:35 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law gave me a toaster and a fork as a wedding gift. FML

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By Penguinsuit - 13/03/2018 01:30

Today, I threw my clothes in the laundry and had only penguin pajamas to wear. My mother forgot to mention that she was expecting a handyman. Guess who got greeted by an adult woman in a penguin suit. FML

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It's toast

By Crying - 16/04/2017 02:00

Today, I no longer have a toaster. My younger sister put it in the bath because apparently it looked dirty. FML

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By Thanksmom - 18/03/2016 06:23 - United States - Riverside

Today, my mom yelled at me for going through her closet for some warmer clothes. She had a rant about taking her clothes without her permission, all while wearing a pair of my boots and one of my sweaters. FML

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Uncomfortable

By Jules - 09/12/2020 08:02 - Germany - Norden

Today, while many women have a wardrobe full of nothing-to-wear, my mom has a fridge full of nothing-to-eat and a living room full of nowhere-to-sit. FML

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By NotMacklemore - 13/02/2015 04:59 - Australia - Heidelberg

Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML

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Fashionista

By malicious_melons - 07/07/2013 23:41 - United States - Santa Paula

Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML

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Grey sweater gang rise up

By Anonymous - 13/01/2024 06:00 - Germany

Today, my partner and I went over to my mum’s for dinner. She’s not a formal person, so he wore a black fleece sweater. It was a nice, relaxed evening, until we got home and I had to attack him with the lint roller for what felt like half an hour. Yes, my mom has cats. FML

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Put it away!

By Need eye bleach - 05/04/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML

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BRLHP 24

Monday 14 January 2013 9:00

She should open a business. I like her idea.

FastidiousPear 6

Monday 14 January 2013 9:01

Well, instead of always making toast warm, isn't it time the toaster deserved to be kept warm itself?

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JustLikeTheStars 10

Monday 14 January 2013 9:16

Well now the toaster must be very sexy c;

AholeCop 11

Monday 14 January 2013 9:16

At least she didn't pour tomato juice on the dress and call it a tampon.

hannaaaahr 33

Monday 14 January 2013 10:17

quoting a fml is fine if it has anything to do with the other fml, here, however it did not.

lucianaamelia 21

Monday 14 January 2013 9:19

That's actually cute. She's only passing time.. And probably losing her marbles.

KickItHigh 32

Monday 14 January 2013 9:20

Sounds like Raven Baxter's father.

BlowinChronic 18

Monday 14 January 2013 9:23

This brings a whole new level to loneliness. I think you should visit your mom more often.

B0u_fml 18

Monday 14 January 2013 9:30

Make a picture!

HeartOfLead 24

Tuesday 15 January 2013 3:59

It would be quite difficult to make a picture, but I am known to accept challenges...

slimjim8094 12

Monday 14 January 2013 9:31

Wouldn't that be a fire risk? The outside of my toaster (and most others I've used) gets pretty hot...

Catkam623 27

Monday 14 January 2013 21:39

Well she takes it off before she goes too work duh

alycion 38

Monday 14 January 2013 9:36

An good example of when hobbies go wonky.

nishantvas 13

Monday 14 January 2013 9:38

she should keep fire brigade's number handy then...

madwag 6

Monday 14 January 2013 9:38

Get over it. Just let her enjoy what she likes to do, it makes her happy and it doesn't hurt anyone :0)

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