By picklemonger - 08/12/2011 19:58 - Canada

Today, I walked out of the store, car keys in hand, only to discover my car was missing. After a frantic search, I started to hyperventilate and a nearly had a full-blown panic attack. Then I remembered I walked to the store. I am an idiot. FML
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Justforlolz 14

It's happens to all of us, don't sweat it.

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noobcake111 2

I hate when something happens to you and you remember the solution to the problem and feel stupid.

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laden_swallow09 34

Yeah, that WAS idiotic. FYL, nonetheless. We all do the same thing, albeit not on such a scale as you just did.

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nelsokev 6

You were seriously on the verge of a panic attack you pussy you act like you've never had anything bad happen to you.

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crauen 0

the first step is admission.

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Calyx_fml 21

You overreact emotionally. Read the lyrics to Fullhouse by Kate Bush.

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celicagirl 5

Haha that's funny. But don't sweat it, brainfarts happen to all of us at some point :)

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omggtfomi 1

Bahahaha wow just made my day lmao

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Suzumebachi 5

I've never seen such balance between the "your life sucks", and the "you deserved it" . .

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Takainthemachine 0

It happens my dear. To the best of us.

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Crazyforcheese 6

This proves that walking and driving to you , no different . LOL

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419 0

I know probably no one cares, but I've had a situation like this happen to me too. While I was at one of the water parks at Wisconsin Dells with my cousin we were waiting to go on this one slide and there was a huge line. Finally, after waiting for about 30 minutes, we were the next ones to go on, but they decided to close the water park due to some gray clouds nearby... :/

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