By socksxox - 02/05/2016 21:19 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I want on a date with a man I met on the internet. While talking over drinks, I asked him what he did for a living. He said he was a salesman, and that he's really good at it. Interested, I asked him what it was he sold. "Cannabis." FML
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socksxox 19

Hey guys, OP here! Must confess, this actually happened to my mum, who really isn't a fan of weed. If it had happened to me it wouldnt have been such a big deal but for a middle class woman in her 40's its a bit of a shocking statement on a first date! That coupled with the fact he kept suggesting to her that they should get a hotel room was enough to send her running!

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gracehi 31

While I personally think it's silly that marijuana is illegal, I can't blame your mother for not wanting to date someone who sells it. Hell, I wouldn't want to get involved with anyone who sells an illegal substance, regardless of how I feel about the law and the substance itself.

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MackUSAF 4

sounds like a good deal to me...

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mommiof2 6

I'd be happy he has a job. Too many jobless ppl out there.

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socksxox 19

it's not really a job though is it?

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KxHoneyCombxP 24

Yeah, hotel room would be a runner. But if you live in a state where marijuana is legal I don't see why it'd be a big deal even for some conservative middle aged mommy. Those ***** make over $100k a year.

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berkeleyjake 13

I don't think that takes a good salesman to sell well. it needs,other skills not to be caught (unless it's legal where you are)

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aspecialspecial 21

Good that he was honest, but the bad out weighs the good.

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BasedgodFYB 8

Sounds like your mom is a bitch, that's an honest living In several states, he's not a drug dealer he provides people with a substance they want or need and it's quite safe an heathy, how dare you talk down on the way a man feeds himself if it's law abiding. **** you bitch and **** your mom.

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punkinpolo69_fml 14

And what's so wrong with being a cannabis salesman? It's legal in many places, I guess I have to assume it's not legal and still very taboo where you live..

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