Miscellaneous: Today, as I was about to enter a public restroom, a man walked...

By Anonymous - 16/07/2013 04:41 - United States

Today, as I was about to enter a public restroom, a man walked out and said, "You may want to hold your nose in there. I just took the biggest dump of my life." It was the ladies' restroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 197

You deserved it 3 373

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By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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You deserved it 286

By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 05:50 - United States - Austin

Today, as a joke, my friends pushed me into the men's restroom and held the door shut. As I was trying to push the door open, I heard a voice behind me say, "Wow. Immaturity, huh?" I turned to find a guy taking a dump in one of the urinals. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 803

You deserved it 3 912

By dani - 25/03/2014 03:39 - United States - Dayton

Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 039

You deserved it 13 625

Industrial logs

By wow - 19/02/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 535

You deserved it 36 946

The Destroyer

By mr_p - 03/12/2010 15:30 - United States

Today, I was waiting to take a dump in a gas station restroom. A 300-pound man walked out, shook his head, and said, "I'm sorry" to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 219

You deserved it 3 625

Take a break

By Anonymous - 04/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML

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You deserved it 114

Big Muff Fuzz

By Fartagirl - 15/10/2021 05:00

Today, I was using the restroom at school. What I thought was going to be just peeing turned into a humongous fart that echoed in the toilet bowl. Already embarrassed, I opened the door to leave. Two girls, who obviously heard, were giggling and saying, “It’s always the fat bitches.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 267

You deserved it 203

Stinky and gross

By Anonymous - 09/06/2024 20:00 - Canada

Today, I was at a crowded restaurant and rushed to the bathroom. In my haste, I didn't notice I had walked into the men's room until I was washing my hands and a guy walked in, gave me a puzzled look, and said, "You're brave." FML

I agree, your life sucks 168

You deserved it 355

Noise machine

By achtung - 01/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I had to use my friend's toilet. His pretty cute sister was in the kitchen adjoining the bathroom, so I smiled and said hi on my way through. I then had the loudest and most vile-sounding shit of my life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 139

You deserved it 5 834

By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 619

You deserved it 2 732

Soloman212 28

Tuesday 16 July 2013 11:44

At least he warned you?

LaLince 40

Tuesday 16 July 2013 11:42

Scent of a man

Comments

LaLince 40

Tuesday 16 July 2013 11:42

Scent of a man

illusong 16

Tuesday 16 July 2013 12:16

I guess the dude couldnt hold it in any longer and run to the wrong door... usually its the womans bathroom super packed so they go to a mans bathroom. this is definitely a weird case.

jojimugo 20

Wednesday 17 July 2013 3:58

Whoooraa

Soloman212 28

Tuesday 16 July 2013 11:44

At least he warned you?

imaxmain 24

Tuesday 16 July 2013 11:45

maybe hes gender confused?

Jjimen1654 9

Tuesday 16 July 2013 19:51

Maybe its a transgender person, these days sometimes its hard to tell.

AculyAmber 12

Tuesday 16 July 2013 11:45

Well that's.. disgusting.. sorry op! Hope you went quickly!

isallwaysme 27

Tuesday 16 July 2013 12:15

if you're implying that he went in the ladies restroom than yes. If this was at a gas station per say, and it only had one stall for each gender, and it was an emergency, i can see why he would do it. and this FML sounds very familiar. like I've read it before..

ShakeDisPlace 10

Tuesday 16 July 2013 20:40

#19 She's implying that it's gross that the guy took a huge nasty shit.

Yellow_Fish79 11

Tuesday 16 July 2013 11:45

lol... That's creepy. I'd find somewhere else to pee.

drewflav 17

Tuesday 16 July 2013 11:47

Pun intended?

klorehore 24

Tuesday 16 July 2013 11:48

One of the reasons I avoid public toilets when possible. It could be worse though, you could have been the one having to take the biggest dump in your life at a public restroom.