Health: Today, I wanted to freshen up my room, so I bought some Febreze....

By prettysmellingbedroom - 15/02/2012 14:18 - United States

Today, I wanted to freshen up my room, so I bought some Febreze. Standing on my bed, I began to spray, not noticing that the air vent directly across was turned on. The spray came directly back at me. The doctor says that the irritation in my eyes may last for several days. FML

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By Eyefreshener - 14/07/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's house. She has one of those automatic air fresheners, and I was amazed when it went off. To get a better look at it, I got real close to it. I saw a button and pressed it. The air freshener went off again, spraying nothing but my eye. FML

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By Unlucky - 18/10/2018 23:00 - United States - Altoona

Today, my parents installed an air freshener above the toilet. While I was standing to pee, it sprayed me in the face. FML

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By el_Jeffe_D - 11/09/2016 16:05 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, as I was walking up to a urinal I heard a small hiss. I looked up just in time to get an eye full of chemicals from the automatic air freshener. I rinsed my eye out and went back to the urinal. It happened again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 554

You deserved it 2 934

By spoiled22 - 12/10/2011 07:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was trying to change the batteries of my automatic room freshener. As I held it to my face to figure out where the batteries went, it started spraying on my face. FML

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You deserved it 28 212

Fresh!

By Leanna - 10/04/2017 12:00

Today, I cleaned my entire house. Ready for a fresh finishing touch in the bedroom, I grabbed the Febreze and lightly sprayed over my clean bedding, carpeting, and clothing. Then a pungent odor hit me. It seems someone forgot to label the bottle when they filled it with vinegar instead. FML

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You deserved it 704

By erockinthesuburb - 16/10/2013 00:38 - United States - Noblesville

Today, I was maced. Not by a person, but rather by one of those automatic air fresheners in the bathroom. It was conveniently placed at eye level, you know, for freshness. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 230

You deserved it 3 300

By Anonymous - 19/01/2014 21:08 - Canada - Prince Albert

Today, I bought an automatic air refresher. I put the can and batteries in, and it promptly sprayed a blast of its scent down my throat. Now I can't breathe without tasting it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 907

You deserved it 9 859

By siannacasey - 03/07/2011 20:53 - United States

Today, I left my bedroom window open to let in some fresh air while I slept. A skunk got in and sprayed my room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 386

You deserved it 8 677

By gross - 20/10/2010 16:14 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed with a pedestal fan on facing us when my boyfriend sneezed. Where did he sneeze? Into the fan, which then sprayed it all over my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 289

You deserved it 3 973

Double trouble

By Anonymous - 11/08/2012 06:21 - United States - Yucaipa

Today, I accidentally sprayed some perfume in my eye. After rinsing said burning eye with water for a few minutes, I half-blindly grabbed the eyedrops my sister left on the counter and used some. They were actually tea tree oil drops. Ouch. FML

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You deserved it 5 668

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 15 February 2012 18:51

You realise Febreze doesn't actually clean stuff, right? If your room is dirty, CLEAN IT. Don't just spray some stuff around that's going to mask your stench.

JayJaysGirl 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 18:43

Maybe check next time...? At least your eyes will smell of springtime!(:

Comments

Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

Wednesday 15 February 2012 18:57

Oh oh oh nananana!

kidwiththeface42 7

Wednesday 15 February 2012 19:00

It's like pissing into the wind... Except with Febreeze.

JROlivo 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 19:13

waaaahhhhhh! I'm such a crybaby!!! I accidentaly sprayed myself in the eye so I went to the doctor. wahhhhhh.

CharliesCool2084 8

Wednesday 15 February 2012 19:16

You're very mature.

sinking_fish 12

Wednesday 15 February 2012 19:18

Yes, because going to the doctor due to having chemicals in your eyes (which could cause glaucoma or cataracts) is a horrible idea. Better safe than sorry, OP.

Googoo27 12

Wednesday 15 February 2012 20:32

20, go spray yourself and tell me what it feels like.

chellyX92 8

Wednesday 15 February 2012 21:17

#41 I LOVE your pic. Best band ever. Also #20 going to the doctor because they got chemicals in their eyes is not a baby thing to do, it's intelligent, which to me seems like you are lacking it.

Shelta957 13

Wednesday 15 February 2012 21:44

JROlivo should've seen the one about the person sneezing after a dust commercial.

awwwyeah_png 4

Wednesday 15 February 2012 22:45

Don't tell him not to challenge it. I smell a new "deserved it" FML and a Darwin award!

A7x4REVer 3

Thursday 16 February 2012 3:06

AVENGED SEVENFOLD foREVer!!! Sorry I just had to say it, I don't run into many A7x fans :P

KnucklesDeep 5

Wednesday 15 February 2012 19:19

What a doody head. I'd use stronger language but such things get panties in a wad around here and a condescending 'warning' sent your way. Be warned; big brother is watching.